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Rewatching Fear Street and I still think it's so funny that Deena will end a three hundred year old curse for Sam but wasn't willing to drive half an hour to see her even if she had a car. Lesbian of all time.

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love the new-ish genre of horror-like stuff where the premise is just ‘what if you were gay, and — wait for it! — some insane-ass fucking shit was going down, also.’

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hey :/ i need some advice, feeling super ill today and my wife calpurnia had a weird dream about me dying. should i go to the senate meeting today anyway? not rlly feeling up to it

if you don’t go to the senate the senators will think you’re cringe

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i love that the ides of march is a week long celebration on tumblr. i saw my first ides of march post days ago and thought that was when it was. i have been seeing posts all week so i googled the date. its the 15th of march. we’ve been celebrating the death of a roman emperor for a week. we are truly the embodiment of an empire

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i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

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It's the 🕒ides of 📅march😲🙀😯😮🙀! Julius🎇🥗Caesar🥗 has been ☠💀dead💀☠ for 2,000📅🧮 slutty🍑💦, slutty🍆💦 years after🕑 being 🕳🍌penetrated🕳🍌 from 🥴behind👈 twenty-three2️⃣3️⃣ times⏱. Grab🤛 your daggers🗡🗡🗡, whores💃🕺, and 💦come💦 kill a Roman 😫🍆dick🍆😫tator today📅😄!

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

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Percy at ease

Percy calm, but a little on edge

Percy when mildly angry

Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.

No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.

But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.

like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord

One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.

Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.

And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.

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i've said what i said

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dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation

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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

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Rereading the sea of monsters book for the first time in years and I feel like I need to make something clear. Annabeth didn’t send Percy a physical photo of her. She emailed Percy a photo and HE PRINTED IT OUT to keep with him!

There was never a Percabeth Slowburn babes, Percy was just that oblivious!

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surely one of these will stop him from killing himself?