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who up grieving the unlived life on a tuesday
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WHAT IS MORMON BIGFOOT????
im sorry you had to find out this way
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
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