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hana: the big calendar 😂😂

hana: but you do have a good point, december feels like a lifetime ago already

hana: maybe there IS a conspiracy theory here.... i'm gonna do some research into it. you might be onto something noah

noah: RIGHT!!!!! so there's definitely gotta be something behind that lemme go look for my tinfoil hat

noah: lmk how the search goes ok? im invested in this already

#hana.

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yooseung: excuse ME?!?!!?!?!?! WHY BLAME ME

yooseung: blame the CONCEPT OF TIME!!

yooseung: AND THE ROMANS!!! OR WHOEVER INVENTED IT!!!

noah: cos its easier to pin the blame on you rather than on the abstract concept of time itself duh

noah: problem...?

#yooseung.

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stefan: is it...

stefan: math?

stefan: no. geography. because, like, the world.. geo..

stefan: i didn't get good grades, don't leave it to me

noah: no no i dont think its math cos there's no weird little symbols like x^2 or whatever

noah: ...

noah: what were we talking about again....?

#issues #stefan.

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📧 → noah

yooseung: hey

yooseung: heard ure sexy 🤨🤨🤨

noah: now why use those emojis

noah: i dont like ur tone

#accidentally reblogged instead of drafting at first :sob: #yooseung.

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Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

#isms. #yeah pretty much. SJSJEJMDKDMX

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deuykh:

holden   tried   his   hardest   to   be   unphased   —   lips   pressed   together   in   a   thin   line   as   he   looked   down   at   the   very   clean,   white   plate   sitting   in   front   of   you.   “i   can’t   believe   you’re   actually   going   to   convince   me   to   pay   for   this   on   account   of   my   love   for   you.”   he   shook   his   dark   head,   shifting   to   and   fro   in   his   seat.  

was   he   actually   going   to   pay   for   today’s   meal?   a   soft   sigh   left   his   lips   -   he   adored   noah.   holden   fished   out   his   phone,   logged   into   his   bank   app,   and   looked   at   his   account   balance.   a   small   frown   furrowed   between   his   brows.   “how   much   cash   you   got   on   you?”   he   asked   the   other.   my   dad   cut   off   my   money   again   this   month   and   i   don’t   know   if   i   can   afford   to   pay…   shame   and   dread   filled   holden’s   soul,   and   he   clicked   his   phone   off   before   stuffing   it   in   his   front   jean   pocket   again.

“ i don’t think it counts as convincing, ” they quickly pipe up, and just as fast a somewhat malicious undertone appears on his smile. “ ‘cause i didn’t even have to try. you just love me that much ! ”

at the question, noah has to pause chewing on a french fry to focus on fishing a poorly preserved ten out of their pocket instead. it’s wrinkled and if you squint it’s torn at the lower left corner, but that’s really no one’s business other than his own. “ uhh... just a ten. good enough ? ” his response is somewhat sheepish, and is accompanied by a shrug. “ i think i should have another dollar in my other pocket... ”

#tumblr is making me struggle soooo bad rn #holden.

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HOLDEN: ... sure.

HOLDEN: noah, ur not high or anything, right?

HOLDEN: because lemme tell u - it isn't worth it.

noah: so what if i am? myob

noah: ....just kidding. i wish

noah: its an interesting thought tho isnt it? like

noah: we think we have control of everything sometimes but we actually really dont. our control is limited and thats SO scary to me like

noah: it just is ok? i think its fucked up that life really is in the hands of destiny. or well maybe not destiny. im not sure i believe in that. but i dont think the future is directly in our hands either. its so messed up right

#there is something really really wrong with him #holden.

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every now and again i feel the need to remind myself that my life is never too deeply rooted in anything. a fresh start is as simple as making the decision to start anew.

#isms.

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deakina·:

                          𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 !

the   last   five   years   went   by   and   anika   thought   that   she   would   have   gotten   comfortable   with   the   slow   pace   of   a   small   town   by   now.   but   perhaps   she   missed   the   hustle   and   bustle   of   l.a.,   constantly   shutting   down   the   posers   and   haters   of   the   world   now   resorted   solely   online.   anika   missed   the   cat   fights.   letting   out   a   sigh,   she   pushed   her   obnoxiously   large   gucci   sunglasses   over   her   eyes   and   climbed   out   of   her   tesla.   dripped   to   the   nines,   she   was   on   her   way   to   work   that   morning   when   she   bumped   into   a   blurring   individual   and   knocked   her   off   balance.   “excuse   me?!”   she   spat.   “it’s   eight   o’clock   in   the   morning   and   i   haven’t   even   had   my   coffee.   can   you   seriously   watch   where   the   fuck   you’re   going?”

@foolsstarters·

assuming noah will one day be a morning person is akin to waiting for hell to freeze over, a fact further evidenced by the bags under his eyes ( you know how in every household there’s a plastic bag full of other plastic bags ? yeah, that’s how bad it is ) and the comically large energy drink they carry.

everything goes into stop-motion mode once he collides against someone, though. there’s the energy drink escaping his grip and spilling over, there’s his bag falling to the floor, and pretty much the only thing needed to complete the montage is some classical music.

. . .

at first, noah doesn’t quite process the other’s words.

. . . and once they do, noah doesn’t do much more than blink a couple times looking thoroughly unimpressed. then, after a brief pause, “ i was, but i don’t think you were. can you actually see anything out of those glasses, anyway ? ”

#idk what this is....... i just dont #akina.

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" now that’s a pretty good question ! i’m sooo glad you asked, ” is noah’s answer, and he vaguely sounds like an overly saccharine popstar giving an interview. following it is a murmur of, ‘that’s disgusting, holden,’ but other than that he doesn’t seem to give it much thought and goes right back to taking another sip of his soda. mmm. fizzy.

and next, wearing a grin he doesn’t have much right to bear, “ you are, ‘cause the occasion is ‘holden loves me very very much and so he’s gonna pay for my meal and drinks for no reason other than to be nice’. isn’t that right ? ”

                         𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 !

holden   wiped   his   lips   with   the   paper   napkin.   “so…”   he   started,   trying   to   hold   in   a   burp   and   failed   immensely.   out   came   the   bellowing   mouth-gas   and   it   reeked.   holden   gave   the   other   a   pitiful   glance   before   continuing.   “who’s   paying   for   all   of   this   exactly?”   his   brows   pinched   together   as   he   rubbed   his   very   full   stomach.   “you   never   told   me   what   the   occasion   was.   why   are   we   eating   and   drinking   so   much   tonight?”

@foolsstarters​

#he is just having fun. #BKDJFBSKDBFKSBDFKJSBFK #holden.

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yohan: are you okay?

yohan: it sounds like you're in a knife fight with a calendar

noah: KNIFE FIGHT??????? who the hell do u think i am

noah: of course id use scissors everyone knows thats the most effective weapon against a calendar

#yohan.

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cutie ♡

#vis.

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charlie: that IS fucked

charlie: has it really been a year or are we living in a simulation

noah: i dont think we are but thats just cos if we were then theyd probably program us to not be able to question if we live in a simulation you know?

noah: OR

noah: maybe theyre letting us question it EXACTLY because if we are able to ask this then we wont think were living in a simulation

noah: did that even make any sense i had too much sugar in my coffee this morning

#charlie.

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stefan: woah.

stefan: that's, like, mindblowing, bud.

stefan: can you believe the sun turns around the whole earth every year?

stefan: wait. i think i messed that up

noah: exactly..... EXACTLY

noah: wait wasnt it that the earth wasnt rotating on its own axis or something

noah: idk man i always fell asleep in geography class -__-

noah: or wait. maybe that was science class

noah: anyways......

#stefan.

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hana: that is how time works, noah

hana: but i do get what you mean. this year seems to have gone real quick

noah: ok then riddle me this

noah: if that's how time works. then why does it feel like december was forever ago even though it's just been like 3 months

noah: my theory is that some months are actually longer than others but Big Calendar is hiding that from us

noah: now i have no idea why they would do that. but i just know they would every single company ever is absolutely evil and big calendar is no exception

#hana.

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holden: time works like that, my friend. what are you going to do with it? 🤔

noah: nothing

noah: because in the grand scheme of things we are like... powerless you know? time keeps going and waits for no one

noah: and i think thats kinda cool in a way but also its terrifying!!!!

noah: i had to write terrifying like 5 times cos i kept spelling it wrong btw

noah: i wonder what that says about me

#there is something wrong with noah..... KNFKGNDKGNKJNGK #holden.

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mitsukifm​:

📲  𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗼 :  𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙖𝙝

7:30 ? i thought it was 8:30

so i’m totally not lying down on the sofa right now…

let me get ready right now, damn…

are you sure we didn’t say 8:30??

new message to: insurance telemarketer

????????????

you have problems

serious ones, actually

i kinda wanna take a nap do u think i’ll wake up before 7:30.......

( sent )

#mitsuki.