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Omega: Son of a bitch

Hunter: Hey, watch the language!

Omega: But it's not a bad word. It's an expression

Hunter: Who told you that?

Omega: Crosshair

Hunter, under his breath: Son of a bitch.

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here is the rest of the character art <3 thank you for bearing with me :DD

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Echo put his whole ARC Troopussy into these last two episodes.

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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wrecker: ...

echo: *blub blub blub*

wrecker: So when you said "I can't swim" you meant "I'm mostly made of metal so I sink" huh?

echo: *BLUB BLUB BLUB!*

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✨️ calling all Star Wars fans ✨️

Hello there tumblr!

While we Star Wars fans are anxiously waiting for the bad batch finale, I could use your help! In fact...

I am currently in the process of writing my master's thesis. My research is about age & Star Wars characters. The research is trying to investigate whether there is a difference in fans of different ages liking or disliking certain characters that appear throughout Episodes 1-9. The survey takes about 5-10 minutes to complete, is completely anonymous, and you must be 18+ to participate.

It would be ✨️ wizard ✨️ if you could share it with your friends, parents, siblings, or any other Star Wars fans you might know! Or even just reblogging this post for others to discover here on Tumblr 😊

It would mean the world (or galaxy hehe) if you would fill it out. If you did THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS! ✨️✨️✨️

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Damn, Not Imperial SeaWorld

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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

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"You're a clone. How can you be part of this?"

The utter disappointment and disgust in Echo's voice when he said that to Emerie was enough to shame anyone into doing the right thing.

I'm not even there and I feel ashamed.

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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

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Tech: Roses are red

Tech: Violets are blue

Tech: Sunflowers are yellow

Tech: You expected something romantic but these are just gardening facts.

Phee: Nope. I knew where that was going.

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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

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Echo: You didn’t happen to bring any caf, did you?

Tech, handing him a thermos: Milk and sugar.

Echo: Oh awesome. You’re a lifesaver.

Echo: [drinks it]

Echo: Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

Tech: That’s what I said.

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Crosshair: Please, try using those tooka eyes on someone who actually has a soul.

Omega: *pouting*

[five minutes later]

Wrecker: *on verge of tears looking at Omega* Dammit Crosshair, just give her what she wants!

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Tech: Want to know something weird?

Echo: First of all, it's two in the morning

Echo: Second of all, continue

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Omega: [hugs Tech]

Tech: I did not ask for this. These are unauthorized snuggles.

Omega: [moves away]

Tech: I didn't say stop.

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Echo: Since I’m going to be away for a while, I’ve left you a bowl of complementary advice.

Echo: For instance, “Wrecker, no way in hell” just applies to “Don’t impulsively eat seven boxes of Mantell mix” and “Hunter, no way in hell” means “Don’t lose the FUCKING MARAUDER”