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The Appa and Momo Show!  This is a parody of Ren and Stimpy, for those too young to know that ridiculous cartoon. 

A rare digital for me.  With halftones and everything.  I was doing so for a venture that proved fruitless.  Instead, it’s in my stores below.  I’ll also be adding it to Inkster Inc (a newer shirt company who also does tote bags!), so look for it to pop up there.

*I have an Etsy coupon until the 1st in my recent posts.  Also- Inkster is having a sale.  I really appreciate any support. 

etsy                                             patreon                                 teepublic

*Don’t remove my text/source from my artwork or repost without permission. Thank you for respecting my hard work & livelihood!  (1000 curses on those who ignore me)

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DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

they could be a gator

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Roy Mustang: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Hughes, code name: Been There, Done That. Hawkeye is: Currently Doing That. Havoc is: It Happened Once in a Dream. Breda, code name: If I Had To Pick Another Dude. Fullmetal is... Eagle Two.

Edward Elric: Oh, thank God.

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Has anybody else noticed the striking resemblance?

Markiplier looks just like Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist

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favourite character: *dies*

me: nah get up bitch ur fine

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roy “KA-BOOM!” mustang // episode 3, 4-koma

accompanying lyrics can be found in the gif. i was too lazy to synchronise the gif with the audio, sorry.

also hughes’s 85325970289%-done-with-your-shit expression.

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Its all fun and games until your favorite character dies

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Didn’t someone make like a fanart version of this?!

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PLEASE DONT SCROLL PAST THIS. I know it’s not “the type of aesthetic your blog needs” but I really need help right now. As some of you know, my mother is no mother. I know I’ve posted plenty of novel sized rants about her on here before but she’s really outdone herself this time. She’s an alcoholic. Pops pain pills like candy. Drives around drunk and stoned out of her mind with my little sister in the car. Swallowed an entire bottle of trazadone, climbed into my little sisters bed and said “I’m just going to die here.” She was nine years old. She was put under psychiatric evaluation for E I G H T D A Y S S T R A I G H T because even the doctors knew she wasn’t fit to be around Chloe anymore. The department of family and children services has been involved since that night and it is literally ON PAPER that Chloe is to not be left alone with her for A N Y reason. DFACs HELPED MY STEP FATHER BASICALLY RUN AWAY WITH MY LITTLE SISTER BECAUSE OF HOW TOXIC MY MOTHER IS. My older sister and I were removed from her care when I was THREE W E E K S OLD. last week, my mother managed to get in front of a judge, didn’t notify any defending parties (me, my stepdad, dfacs, ANY of my family). She was the only person testifying in a case against her. She convinced the judge that my step father was dangerous. That Chloe was homeless and starving. The police showed up at my stepdads house and TOOK my little sister (who was screaming and crying and telling the officers she did not want to go with my mother) and put. Her. In. My. Mothers. Car. To. Take. Back. To. Her. New. Fuckboys. House. That. Is. 6. Hours. Away. From. Her. Father. I tried to call and talk to Chloe right after it happened. My mother wouldn’t answer the phone. I messaged her on Facebook asking to speak to Chloe. This was her reply. There is a court date set for May 5th. My stepfather and I are trying to raise money for a lawyer in that short amount of time. He’s set up a gofundme page (link at the end) where anyone willing to help can donate. Even if you can’t donate, a simple reblog or share on Facebook would be so very greatly appreciated. Please help me bring my little sister home. She’s not safe and I’m fucking terrified. http://dm2.gofund.me/snbghk

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Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

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YO DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FUCKED UP THING I HAVE JUST LEARNED

okay so apparently when people die on mt everest they just leave the bodies there bc retrieval isnt possible and theres an estimated 200 bodies just like UP there and bc its so cold and oxygenless the bodies are perfectly preserved and people use them AS LANDMARKS most famously this one guy named green boots (so called bc hes wearing green boots and they dont know who he is) oh my god thats so fucked up???? why do people keep climbing this death mountain???? why cant we invent a way to get the bodies down we can go to fucking space but not the top of a mountain apparently???? oh my god????

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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

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when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

thats amore

when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek

thats a moray

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Erwin when arguing with the 104th kids:

“dONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.”