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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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"corsets are a barbaric painful tool of the patriarchy" says the era with sitting down pants and waist trainers and push up bras and brazilian butt lifts and preventative botox and full coverage foundation and no makeup makeup and full body waxing and and and and

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my chemical romance is in my blood forever and ever just like microplastics

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Funniest possible reaction to women who were attracted to Buck being biphobic is absolutely saying “he wasn’t gonna fuck you to begin with bro” so thank you Oli for that

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Dirty Chai Latte Scones

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#unfortch criminal minds is copaganda about their hunches #not that reid's wet little meow meow guy routine isnt beguiling

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

#ur so right im gonna go listen right now

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#in terms of non work clothes #i have exactly three pairs of jeans #but for work i own 6 pairs of scrubs #so i can get through a work week including a saturday without doing laundry if im particularly exhausted #also wait do pajamas count bc idk how many pairs of pajamas i own #when i have extra money i just blackout and wake up with more pajamas #cannot emphasize enough how much i hate wearing outside clothes while around the house #anyway this poll raises more questions than answers for me #i know overconsuming is a problem but like

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People in New York City watching the Seinfeld finale together

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nothing will ever be a better roast than “Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time” imo neil really ate w that one

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylums where they raised me or something idk man

#nobody touch me #i went nearly off grid for like 5 days in 2017 when i read this for the first time #fully had my phone on airplane mode skipping class and meals and sleep

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Chimney “I’ll crawl home to her” Han you’re the only man to ever exist.

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#firefighter #as i am watching 911 along with the rest of the internet #i cant say it hasnt crossed my mind #but tbh i much prefer vetmed to any human med