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Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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call my tits sam and dean the way they’re super naturals

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me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything

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my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

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hey you're doing a great job, just remember: a semicolon can be used to combine two sentences where you might otherwise use a period; this allows you to create longer and longer run-on sentences

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[after sucking the meat clear off your bones] what are we

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made

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Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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i play with my friends and i smile. and it’s fucking happy. reblog if you play

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s