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"without me" by eminem came on the radio and they fucking censored "I'm on the rag I'm ovulating" political correctness has gone too fucking far..

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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i think it’s amazing that despite everything life has thrown at you, you’re still here

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I like simple things books ,being alone or with someone who understands

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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

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Stretch marks are normal. Cellulite is normal. That place on the abdomen that doesn't lie flat is normal. Pimples are normal. Body hair is normal. Wrinkles are normal. You do not owe the world a version of you that is free of these things.

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Average size mannequin with average size woman.

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You CANNOT go wrong with fat dragons. You will reblog

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Fans spent decades claiming that Hideo Kojima is a creative genius who's being held back by the studio system, and then the first time a production gave him free rein to do whatever he wanted he promptly made a game where you have to play out using the bathroom in real time so the protagonist can collect his own urine to craft magic piss grenades. It's unclear whether this confirms the fandom's hypothesis.

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this would destroy me

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I feel bad for people in bands who have falling outs bc imagine that one horrific coworker you have and then you quit the job and you’re so relieved to never have to work with them again. But then imagine that for the rest of your life the public never stops haranguing you to get back with that coworker and do one last report/audit/case/equivalent whatever just for old times sake. And you’re like wtf no I hate that guy. Want to check out my cool new job though? And everyone’s like no please make amends with that guy you hate from your old job. And it never lets up until one of you dies

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