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Hello

I’ve been out of Tumblr for quite a while. The fanfic I was writing is on a long hiatus but that’s not the point of this post.

I’m russian and I’ve got used to write it without capital r.

I’m russian and I’ve already finally ok with the idea that my homeland that I used to love and hope for has never ever existed.

I’m russian and I don’t want to be one.

Despite that rockets are not flying over my head and I can say that physically I’m safe and sound, I cant say I am okay. Since the god forsaken date of February 24th when the war broke out all my dreams and plans have been shattering day by day, one after another. I don’t wanna be a victim here to make anyone who reads this to feel sorry for me. What I wanna say is that the old world that I used to live in is no more.

Before feb. 24th I believed - and I told my colleague from Odesa so - that the war would never happen, that pu**n is sane enough and greedy enough to not cross that line. Before that day I used to have a laugh with my another colleague from Kharkiv about the only “hot tour” for that son of a bitch would be to Hague and never to Kyiv or Kharkiv. Before that day I could tolerate my mom’s ranting about “khohly” or what’s happening ON Ukraine. (russians will understand)

Now it’s all gone. In one heart beat.

Everything had changed, there’s no more semitones - only black and white colours.

My wife, my dogs and I are still deciding whether we should stay or go somewhere else - to other country. Personally on one hand I don’t wanna lose my job and don’t wanna be a part of a fascist country. On the other I don’t wanna be my country to be fascist.

I want to believe that every dictatorship ends and pu**n’s russism is no exception. I want to believe that he himself will not die until he suffers all the consequences of what he’d done. I want to believe that justice will take over for Ukrainian people, for all friends and relatives of MH17 victims, for relatives of Boris Nemtsov, Alexei Navalny, Anna Polytkovskay and for all people around the globe that has suffered from the hands of that tiny pathetic cockroach of man.

I guess this is the last place where I can express what I think and what I feel without being endangered. But I needed to say something, even as messy as the post above.

I believe that the righteous will beat the wicked.

Слава Україні - Glory to Ukraine

Жыве Беларусь - Long live Belarus

Россия будет свободной - Russia will be free

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More of Unexpected AU was just what I've needed for a long time. Doctor's order, eh :)

I'm gonna leave my thoughts and a bit of commentary to a private chat with you, @edward-or-ford while publically let me say thank you one more time for creating and maintaining such a great AU.

And for those who stumble upon my reblog - if you guys are pinecest fondlers don't hesitate - discover more stories by @edward-or-ford!

Happy Father’s Day!

Father’s Day can be very eventful for someone like Dipper Pines.

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(So this fic is a companion piece to Happy Uncle’s Day. Whereas that earlier story was told from Cassie’s point of view, this is the same day as experienced by Dipper. As with all my stories, it is not necessary that you have read any of my previous stories, but you will probably get more out of this one if you’re familiar with what I’ve written before in the “Unexpected AU”.)

This story contains NSFW Pinecest, over 15K words. Thanks to my friends @pinestimes2 and @yaschiri for the beta reads, and to my excellent buddy “MRH” for suggesting this idea and providing valuable feedback for the entire time I wrote this. You folks are awesome!

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Got stopped in a local store by a bully looking mid Asian (or like) security and accused for shoplifting, spent an hour in a backoffice watching security cameras to finally call for my innocence. Now I’m hesitating whether or not should I report this to a police officer.

Fuck, I really am russian...

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You know you're tired when You Wonder why the hell the unplugged instrument doesn't work

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When I thought I was done drawing pinecest, –draws more pinecest.

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New platform - new beginning

Please don't mind this. Since I'm for all intents and purposes shadow banned, I can't search my tags and blog like normal, so I can only find things through tags. And since I haven't written anything in a while, I'm using the tagging system to my benefit. I'm exporting all my stuff over to @pillowfort-social now. They'll be giving free registration codes away soon, so keep an eye out. U:

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Все, ребят, приехали!

Жители города Киселевска Кемеровской области - той самой, где дети погибли - записали видеообращение премьер министру Канады Джастину Трюдо с просьбой забрать их из России.

Забрать из России. Вы представляете насколько нужно отчаяться чтобы просить главу другого государства, и даже не соседа Владимира Александровича Зеленского, что было бы логично, не поссорь нас чекист со страной неба в подсолнухах, а вообще с другого континента, помочь людям.

Я на митинги не хожу, у меня канала на ютубе нету - я слишком глуп и не эрудирован для этого - да и у меня всегда установка была другая. Сначала сделать для себя и своей семьи, чтобы деньги были, дом и возможности, а потом политика.

Но это даже не оппозиционные настроения. Это просто ощущение масштабного, тотального кризиса. Социальной катастрофы. Мне всегда не особо было интересно копаться в подноготной кремля - настроение портить себе не люблю - но это уже за гранью добра и зла. Знаете, выражение такое есть - а после нас хоть трава не расти? Так ведь уже не растёт. В прямом смысле - все пылью угольной покрыто. И люди в отчаянии уже даже не несменяемому на коленях обращаются, они за океан мольбы шлют. Это о чем говорит? Как по мне, о том, что за собой эта вертикаль, уходя, ещё и гранату закинет.

Храм, Шиес, наркотики у Голунова, многострадальный Кузбасс - весело живем, господа!

End of the line, folks!

Citizens of Kiselevsk, a small town in Kemerovskaya region - the very same which took lots of kids lives last year - out of despair uploaded a footage begging for help addressing it to...prime minister of Canada Justin Trudeau.

Here they are - standing in the wind, not even realizing that the mic is not capturing what they are saying properly, hopelessly fiddling with the last straw they are trying to hold on.

I know, guys who will read this long post, that you can’t probably understand a thing from what they’re saying, but here’s a gist:

Kemerovskaya region is a very rich part of Russian Federation. As for many others around Russia this land abounds (sorry, had to google this verb) with natural mining resources. In this case - coal.

Now, you probably know (or probably not) that mining comes in many different technologies - some of them are cheaper and more dangerous, some of them are more of the modern age. And to make it short - what kind of technology - in terms of safety and probability to cheapskate on it - is used in this wonderful land?

I think you got it right.

I never was in opposition to any political forces in this country, I’m not a youtuber or even a good speaker - guess you’ve already noted that. But this becomes less a political game and more a disaster. Social, ecological, economical and loads more of clever words. Why?

Well, in Russian we have a phrase - Even if grass doesn’t grow after me, I won’t care. Or he. Or she, they...you got it, right?

And this gets literally it. Cheap technology of coal mining in Kiselevsk causes surroundings of these people in the video to be covered in coal dust.

Dust on the grass, dust on the roofs, dust in lungs and so forth.

And they don’t even ask mr KGB agent to help them - they are asking the man from around the world, probably because he’s more concerned about people than money.

Last thing.

It will all come to an end. Illegally incarceration of Ivan Golunov (luckily the journalists community won this fight), giant polygons for garbage storing in suburbs of big cities, now Kiselevsk. I think we’ll be lucky if it’s only grass that won’t grow after govern...ahem...goons leave.

If you wondering what’s modern Russia all about (who am I kidding?) that’s all you need to know.

#kiselevsk #киселевск #длиннопост #коррупция #катастрофа #justin trudeau

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You know you are tired when you’re trying to perform pull to refresh action in browser window

2,5 years without any vacation

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Even tho I think firing Chris was a dick move...nice job, beloved masked gentlemen

Unsainted 

#slipknot #unsainted #corey taylor #Chris Fehn #shawn crahan #jay weinberg #Alessandro Venturella #Jim Root #Mick Thomson #Craig Jones #sid wilson #that new guy #long live the knot

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Unofficial Say It Sequel- Chapter 1: Say It Gently

This is one of my first fic ideas when I decided to start wrtiting Pinecest fan fics. Inspired by the fic Say It by @pinewreaths, I wanted to explore the idea of what happens to Mabel and Dipper after she becomes a semen eating vampire and how that affects their relationship after first feeding on him.

Big shout out to @pinecesttrain for helping with editing and helping with further inspiration. And of course big thanks to @pinewreaths for giving me their blessing on using their work that helped set me on the path to write.

Meal time for the Pines Twins came around as it usually did: Door locked and blinds drawn, Dipper lying on the bed, his pants drawn down with his throbbing member exposed for his sister to extract the vital fluids she needed to sustain herself. Her head bobbed up and down on his shaft with long, languid licks and sucks to ensure the utmost pleasure, usually providing the largest payoff of the sweet ambrosia that was her brothers seed.

Since Mabel’s transformation into a vampire a few months ago, meal times had become a bit more unusual to the outside world. Luckily for them, they already were used to the unusual, especially since the twins being unusually close was such a norm.

Keep reading

#read later #fauxpines #pinecest #hey!this fandom is alive and well!

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2018:

Trying to make ends meet, planning a gig on weekend

2019:

Learning to drive, reading laws to file a lawsuit against girlfriend’s stepfather who beats her beloved Labrador called Chloe

One small step for human and a giant “what the fudge is going on” also for said human

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Hokay, since I’ve not been active here lately and since I’m bored I say - what the hell *shrugs*

Favorite color: it’s ridiculous, but shaded color of 2B pencil in craft sketchbook

Top ships: Pinecest (hard, like FedEx style. No contribution tho, but...but shut up, okay?!)

Starco (I love the idea, but it’s not the premise, right? I mean, have you guys seen that Globgor is out and about and that Mina’s got herself into main antagonist mumbo jumbo? C’mon guys, focus!)

Quintinius Verginix and Maris Pallitax (seriously, I’ve been a huge fan of The Edge Chronicles when I was a kid, these two and their adventures in the comb of Sanktafrax giant flying rock...ho boy)

K, what’s next?

Chapstick or lipstick: I’d say agnostic. Is it...um...is this a right answer to what-stick question?

Last song: Dashboard by Modest Mouse

Last movie: do tv series count? If they do then it’d be Method (Метод). Wat? What did you expect, I’m fuckin’ russian, c’mon!

Currently reading: Driving rules, cause yanno, I’m studying to get my driving license. But I’m still hoping to spare a sec and get to Terry Pratchet’s Guard! that my girlfriend lend me

Is...is that it? Huh, that was quick. And no, she didn’t say that!

Okay, I will tag (sorry)

@edward-or-ford for sure, because we haven’t talked for a while and I miss you, friend. And okay, because I’m a goofball

@formal-fauxpines for the same reasons and because I think you have something interesting to tell about your favorite ships

@sevralships because we never talked in person but I’ve always loved your works and probably this lil excuse for a shoutout will be like a ‘hi’ from me. Does it count?

@pinesinlove because I’m expecting your reply to be cheerful and full of emotions. And also because your art is lovely

Okay, I guess that’s it. Let’s see if it works out!

G’night!

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better. I was tagged by @moonstruckholland thanks, hon 💕

Favorite color (s): pink, silver, rose gold

Top 3 favorite ships: Kaz and Inej, Jesper and Wylan, Lara Jean and Peter Kavinsky

Chapstick or Lipstick: both

Last Song: Knockin’ Boots by Luke Bryan

Last movie: A Dog’s Purpose

Currently reading: King of Scars by Leigh Bardugo and One of Us Is Lying by Karen M. McManus (I’m always down for recommendations though!)

Tagging: @icantthink-ofagoodname @timeandspacelord @lushparker @anxieteandbiscuits @spideypeach @spilledkauffie @naturallytom @depressedcoffeebean @jaredkleinmeme (and everyone else that wants to join, tag me in it! 💕)

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This sucks harder than a vacuum cleaner. Wish you best of luck

I don't know why I'm posting this

Apparently my 3 year standing disability claim has been denied. I’m allowed an appeal, which may take an additional 2 years. Though, the judge outright ignored my doctors and his “jobs expert” who all said i can’t work.

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S’more attempts. I am trash I know

#rick and morty #not a statement at all #learning to sketch

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I’m terribly sorry but that’s how this line sounded in my mind:)

#wanna know how i got that birthmark? #wendip #Wendy Corduroy #Dipper Pines #Gravity Falls

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Every fucking day

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Fronch 🥖

#noice