not-gorgugs-dad

[not-gorgugs-dad]

[not-gorgugs-dad]

oh i am fond of preparing garlic… it’s always like bonsoir mademoiselle… may i take your little silk jacket… ta petite chemise… merci beaucoup 😌

[not-gorgugs-dad]

A government hospital in Akka, Palestine. The baby is famous Palestinian poet, Mahmoud Darwish, with his mother, 1942.

[not-gorgugs-dad]

all my advice about using real athletes to learn drawing bodies beyond hard abs, and my particular pref being wrestlers, also applies to women btw. you can draw women who r strong and not an hourglass shape. fucking do it.

kris statlander, rhea ripley (look at her SHAPE), willow nightingale, ruby soho, these r just four off the top of my head that have obvious musculature and different body types. skye blue and julia hart have more slim cheerleader style bodies as well, i REALLY wanted to put emi sakura who is fucking STOUT (adoring) in this post but i couldn't find a good demonstrative pic, the list goes on

DRAW DIFFERENT BODIESSSSSSSS

[not-gorgugs-dad]

Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

[not-gorgugs-dad]

[not-gorgugs-dad]

We NEED to put sex and magic back on the pride flag right now

[not-gorgugs-dad]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#morelull #yeah ok i like mushrooms #and fairy types

[not-gorgugs-dad]

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

[not-gorgugs-dad]

"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.

[not-gorgugs-dad]

A sunset will tint your dreams.

Photo by Mauro Scalabroni

[not-gorgugs-dad]

my heart's full to the brim w the joy of loving btw. i'll die one day but also i won't. on account of the love.

[not-gorgugs-dad]

Leia post in honor of Carrie Fisher’s passing which was 7 years ago today.

[not-gorgugs-dad]

i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.

[not-gorgugs-dad]

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

[not-gorgugs-dad]

i 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 make 👏🏼 out 👏🏼

[not-gorgugs-dad]