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#this is a flashback to the camp days #one of our super spesh song sesh songs

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

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one of the best tips for Real Life that I’ve ever picked up is to always highball your estimate whenever someone asks you “when can you get this done by” by about 25% (if you can get away with it). that way, if it ends up being harder than you thought, you’ve got extra time to figure things out and if you were right about how much time it takes then you get to look like an absolute genius instead of just a simply competent person.

what you may not have realized is that I learned this crucial piece of life advice from an episode of Star Trek where Scotty is telling Geordi that whenever he told Kirk something on the Enterprise was at full capacity, it was always only ever a notch or so below full capacity so that Scotty looked like the god of all engineers when he was able to magically hack the warp drive to run a little beyond what he’d told everyone else was “full capacity” and honestly that one throwaway gag from Star Trek has changed my life.

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i would love to go to sleep at a reasonable hour, but unfortunately the person who sets my bedtime is me, and that bitch loves bad choices and screentime

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#like you know it's bad when you've got non leafs fans defending a leaf #oof that is a mood

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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#i used to socially for a bit when i was younger

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Oh how I’ve missed my huggy boys in the outfield 🥰

#jays lb

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George Springer is STILL my favourite George.

#jays lb

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oh would you look at that! kevin gausman is still elite.

#so true #jays lb

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"and kirk draws a throw, I'm not sure I've ever said that before buck"

#i snorted #like it’s alejandro kirk #he’s not running #why waste a disengagement #jays lb