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In tonights adventure in skyrim: I’ve got a blood dragon, two saber cats, a group of bandits, and some vampires(?) chasing after me.
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my sexuality? well you see its *throws smoke bomb, disappears while youre distracted*
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I'm sorry for being gone for so long guys... I'll be gone even longer since I'll working on my blogspot blog :( I apologize for being a terrible poo and not being there to say stupid stuff. If you want to contact me, please use my mate's Tumblr blog: thetri-cycle.tumblr.com :| If you need advice they will be there to contact me or provide the help themselves :) I hope you can forgive me for being a poo and I hope that even if you don't need my help, you support my mate who is just starting out on Tumblr and needs the awkward support of random people :/ Thank you lads and lasses and I am sincerely sorry for this outcome.. I wish I could be on here more frequently but... things suck... and not just me... :P Sorry unnecessary and disturbing pun :( Bye
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YASH
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Jake Gyllenhaal for Gotham Magazine, 2002
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This is just cruel...
how to convince a waiter to become atheist
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That actually... made me tear up... :") Thank you so much...
Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
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it’s a goddamn arms race
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Things are getting so bad over at Fox News that their staff members can’t even remember when they’ve decided to lie and when they’ve decided to tell the truth!
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Smack cam, water vs now-water-hating-Asian-looking-man
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DINOSAURS. THEY'RE BACK.
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Who said "Blondes were dumb Barbies?" Considering Barbie is whooping the ass of a Teddy Bear in "Toy Story 3 (or 2...?)" With smart stuff that probably three-fourths the world didn't even understand, I think you're right (jk jk jk jk I really think they're wrong just I thought it'd be more surprising to... yeah...I'm an idiot...)
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Digital brushstroke.
Coded in Processing.
80 frames.
_Related: Stripes.
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THANKS FOR NOTHING SCHOOL.
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Merry Christmas Eve Eve Everyone!
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