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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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OMFGGG MILES AND SHAI *u*

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seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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sometimes i run

sometimes i hide

sometimes im scared of you

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when will my reflection show who I am inside 

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The more you know! itssexualhour

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the generation of miracles as anbu ninjas. i say they are damn fine 

http://weheartit.com/entry/118365550/via/forever_otaku00

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Sometimes you stop talking to someone, because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

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SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

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*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

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This is quite a long story so do bare with it’s a pretty good one. So April last year I met a guy lets call him B and we instantly clicked and we spoke every single day via text message and he was just the sweetest guy I’ve ever met and I could just tell him anything which is weird since I had only just met him. Months went past and I obviously began having feelings for him but I have never actually met him so I was really confused about it all and I didn’t really want to tell my friends but they knew of him. We spoke on the phone heaps as well by this stage and we would always drunk phone call each other as well so one night I was like okay I’m going to just put everything out in the air and tell him that I do like him which kinda ended up backfiring though he didn’t say he doesn’t like me back it was more a distance thing because we do live in different states. I was cool with that whatever moving on so now fast forward to last month during that time we still spoke like crazy and spoke everyone and there is always lots of flirting it’s just so natural to us and it’s come to the point where I don’t want to hook up with any other guys because of him so for last month it was his birthday and I decided I was gonna go up there to see him because the night before he finally admitted to me that he did like me actually a lot so I never told him I was gonna come up so when I got up there I decided to just casually call him seeing what he was doing and he was working and I knew where he worked so I just sneakily decided why not go into his work so I did and I’ve never seen someone’s face light up so much in my life and we ended up going out for dinner and then he was going out with his mates so I didn’t want to disturb their guys night but he insisted I came with and we got pretty wasted that when it came to leave he wanted me to come back with him because he didn’t want me leaving him so went back to his house being quiet as possible and completely sexual frustrated we had sex and my goodness it was incredible I didn’t think I would be able to remember anything for that night but I am so glad I can because that was the best sex ever and the next morning he made me breakfast in bed and we chilled the rest of the day watching gossip girl (he secretly loves it) and in October I’m moving up there to be with him and that ladies and gentlemen is why we should be thankful for the Internet

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it’s weird how bra commercials are more aimed towards straight male audiences more than the audience that’s actually gonna buy a fuckn bra

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if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

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the lady on the news just said two brothers in their mid thirties in my area were recently arrested for multiple counts of murder and 9 years of credit card fraud and i think we all know whats really going on here

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NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS