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i’m starting a collection

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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

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“A Helping Hand”

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Fantasy stories should have more “what do you mean you don’t do X” things in compare and contrast of cultures. Like the differences between peoples aren’t the stuff they show off as “These Are Our Culture :)” things, fucking everyone has food and music and folk tales, but the things they’ve always assumed that everyone has, and are baffled to discover that they don’t.

The people who are always barefoot are baffled that humans don’t have a wash basin at their front door where people can wash their feet before stepping inside?? Do they just walk in with their dirty feet? The fuck do you mean you take your shoes off?

Humans don’t have small baby-sized spellbooks for toddlers who just learned to read, so they can safely learn to practice tiny cute and harmless, age-appropriate magic spells before progressing to more mature and demanding spells? What, do they just throw teenagers completely unprepared into the arcane - hold the fuck up, is that why human sorceror mortality is so fucking high?

Dwarves who have always wondered why the entrance to human residences is so fucking big, why do you need to take up such a large area for a door that’s just there to lead downstairs to the underground halls? Are the timber walls really as thick as a human is tall? What for? And once one of them gets invited to a human house to stay and rest, nobody ever fucking believes her: That’s not the entrance, that’s the whole fucking house. 100% of the human house is aboveground, there is no tunnel to the underground levels. They might have a single storage room down there, but the aboveground section is so fucking big because that’s the whole house.

This post was brought to you by: People who butter their bread and who had no idea that there are people who put mayonnaise on their bread, and people who put mayo on their bread and had no idea about people who put butter on their bread discovering that the other kind of people exist.

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of all the videos to appear on my dashboard tonight… like reuniting with an old friend. Binch 🥹

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reminder that KK Slider is a good boy

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… neat

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KIBBLEEE

KIIIIIBBLLLLEEEEEE

GET THE QUESO KIBBLE

THE QUESO NOT THE SALSA

KIIIIIIIBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE

#my freinds blorbo #but in art form

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IM MAKIN MAC N CHEESE

AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

team dark in: the mac and cheese incident

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I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

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Where does it end?

The fake post game really elevated when people started putting fake dividers between them, but it kinda sucks that they never put placeholder text up top to get rid of the double pfp/username

666 Notes

🧙‍♂️ evilpeniswizard Follow

PENIS BLAST

420,696,669 Notes

🚺 buttchug-bongwater Follow

oh yeah and one at the bottom to make the real notes look natural would help too

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that one friend who’s always cold: i’m cold

that one friend who can see ghosts: which is weird because you’re not even being haunted right now or anything

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truck but also robot

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Saw the new Dead Cells DLC trailer and realized that this meme had to be drawn

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I hate that im guilty of 25% of these

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

#im getting into writing and i have a tendency to overedit before im even started

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reminder to trim your bot hedges