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notquiteaudiofiles · 18 hours
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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up
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wwdits + textposts pt.2 (guillermo edition)
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Guillermo what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament??
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ID: 1. Waist up of The Guide and Nandor on a mottled peach background. The Guide leans toward him, twirling her hair with a free hand, and asks flirtatiously, "So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" Nandor looks over questioningly while twiddling his hands. 2. Waist up of Nandor from the Guide's POV as he turns toward her and looms with an imperious grin, pressing his fingers to his chest. He replies, "I'm a knife." Laszlo and Nadja stand in the background behind him with Guillermo passing by behind them. In unison, all three turn their heads toward The Guide and say "He's a little spoon." 3. Repeat. Nandor whips his head toward the three, cheeks flushed and mouth screwed up in embarrassment. Nadja and Laszlo turn their heads toward Guillermo questioningly. Guillermo looks away awkwardly, face red and sweating. /end ID
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The Bitches according to 'high as fuck' guillermo
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i’m at my clits end
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notquiteaudiofiles · 2 days
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I was going to write this in the tags but honestly this is more important to note.
The list quite nearly repeating itself.
21% of adults the us read below 5th grade level
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42 mill can’t read past 5th grade level
This sounds like someone copying homework and rewording it to sound different.
But also I don’t think those percents would like add up to 42 mil if they are doing these de studies post 2010. But that needs to be verified.
Either way that twit post is exaggerated and is unironically a good example of lack of media literacy and statistical literacy/application lol
and yeah. Complex topic
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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Tumblr Tuesday: Women Loving Women in Art
It's Lesbian Visibility Week, an excellent time to be celebrating women who love women. Give it up for the sapphics, their muses, and the gorgeous art that honors them.
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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I thought it was the most hilarious thing that Adrienette's dynamic was
Adrien (platonic) loves touching Marinette and being in her personal space
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While Marinette (romantic) can't handle touching Adrien on her own and can't help but recoil from him (tho ofc not all the time)
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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Some how knocking on doors is like scary as hell
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notquiteaudiofiles · 3 days
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ophelia..
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ophelia..
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