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#THE MOURNING DOVE!!!!!!!!!!

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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thinking about creatures.

#the giraffe

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I miss his grumpy ass

#insp

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This is insane

#top tier

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THE FLAG OF MY COUNTRY

yellow yellow yellow just All of the Yellow!!!!!!

Yellow!

#f0c520 | #ffe9c3 | #fff5e4 | #fff8ce | #fef2a3

#fef7e3 | #fff47b | #ffe934 | #ffd000 | #e4b300

#f8ff00 | #fff6de | #fff1b7 | #ffe267 | #ffcb28

#fd5f02 | #fdb800 | #ffde5f | #f0c714 | #ff9f0f

#fff7aa | #fffce1 | #ffea7a | #ffcf7a | #ffe0aa

#faeb70 | #f0c020 | #e08000 | #ffc73d | #fbdb0b

#ffb400 | #e68000 | #ffa400 | #f46808 | #f7d100

#ff8a22 | #ffc154 | #ffeb22 | #f3eb9c | #d08500

#fef5c7 | #ffeeba | #fef9e3 | #ffd564 | #f9d295

#d0b700 | #ffc975 | #f7aa0d | #af9400 | #ffba40

#334093 | #ffd900 | #faefd6 | #ffe800 | #f6a000

#252a4f | #f8c400 | #f86500 | #ffdea4 | #ffa400

#YES #YESSSSS #THANK YOU MAGS #i gotta get a yellower icon i need to go back into the era where seeing the color yellow would raise my heart rate

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blaseball in the tumblr universe, part 3

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i vant fucking fo this anymore i need to peave thr hellmputh. i hate moab i hate this state i need OUT i can't keep doijg this. im moving 6o fucking tennessee

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thank you to everyone asking if i am okay. i woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night to see a lost soul from the hellmouth looking in my window.

#im not moving to tennessee #that was just the only place without a blaseball team i could think of #vent

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☎️ official-jessica-telephone

for the last time. i am not the real jessica telephone! this is just a funny name!!! please stop asking me about layna i do not know her!!!

#blaseball #and tbh some of y'all are weird about celebrity relationships! #i feel so bad for the real jessphone omg #you guys need to learn what boundaries are #blaseball players are still real fucking people and no one should have to tell you this

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The most recent BLASEBALL election. Not federal election. Sorry lmaooo

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Sometimes i remember blaseball first started when Ronald Reagan was president and it all makes sense for about ten seconds.

⚾️ blaseball

oh fr?

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???? Yes????

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and it restarted when trump was president and the majority of players are queer. anyone who says that's just a coincidence is willingly being dense. blaseball is so obviously a right wing psyop to eliminate the undesirables

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Now I'm not sure about all that.

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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do you ever get motionsick thinking of the earth turning beneath your very feet

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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#first was dead #second was in chinese #third was sanders sides

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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fucking up my cock till i go gay!

women in my life reply: "no way!"

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So I've gathered that the Blaseball fandom is particularly good at organizing this kinda stuff. That and my first attempt to get rid of Jaylen (which btw the idea was that people would be too lazy to explain Blaseball and just vote batman) only served to spread this blog throughout said fandom more then any other other fandom featured on this blog.

These unfortunate set of circumstances have created a very difficult to defeat foe. I will need to think long and hard about if there is anything I can even do, or if I just have to wait for Jaylen to win fair and square.

The game is on Blaseball fandom. If I have anything to say about it you will not win this bracket.

#this is like challenging a fish to swim #blaseball fandom is built on organized voting movements for extremely particular results

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Hello! It's me, the obscure blorbo guy. I just couldn't stay away so I'm back with another poll blog. In this one I get to have all the fun by swaying the results to whoever I want to win.

How do the polls work?

The main structure of this tournament is pretty standard, There is a bracket of characters chosen by you, and they will be matched up in polls where the results with the most votes moves on. Simple. The twist in in the polls themselves, where I will attempt to divide the options that I don't like to make them lose, since it's not the character with the most votes that wins, but the poll option with the most votes.

Here is an example, I am a much bigger fan of Heavy then I am Sasuke, so I add a bunch of extra options so that unless a BUNCH of Naruto fans vote (or people coordinate and lie), Heavy probably going to win, even if more people liked Sasuke.

Btw, lying and coordination is encouraged. I think that it could be a fun minigame to see if you guys can overrule any bad opinions I have.

PS: There is also a Bonus Rule to try to get, you can figure out what it is here!

to see the bracket, look here.

#i like this concept