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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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have I told you guys that little girls in public keep accusing me of not existing. the first one was a toddler on the bus pointing at me and telling her mom "look, there's no one there, no one!". the second one was another little girl at the grocery store going "oh wow, an isle to ourselves, there's nobody else here!" when I was, in fact, there and in her line of sight. the third time one straight up came up to me at a park to ask me "why don't you exist?" and I absolutely did not know what to tell her. at what point should I get worried

#can we get like a witch in here to tell me what this means #or a physicist with access to a lab to make sure I do have all my atoms #noide.txt #I understand children are like this. but no one else I've asked has ever had this happen to them #there is a conspiracy of little girls who want to make me extremely puzzled and confused #slightly unrelated. a friend once did a tarot reading for me and refused to tell me what it said because whatever was going on with me was #''far above her level'' #pleasee comment anything on this post I want to hear any comments anyone has. also I'm bored.

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do you guys know that the girlies on Instagram are having a controversy over whether you should throw glass in the ocean or not

#drama happening in specifically the seaglass community #noide.txt

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more rings anatomical edition

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you cannot run

you cannot hide

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society could be built on selecting random women to be put in a blender and pulverized monthly and tiktok would be like “how to SLAY the blender look! if you don’t want to get blended you’re just a pick me. getting blended is an act of rebellion in our society. how to dress more blendercore. trans women will never know what it feels like to be worried about getting selected for the blender every month (even though trans women get blended more often than cis women). trans men are traitors because they don’t get selected for the blender anymore (even though they do). actually women are more biologically suited to be blended because our soft frail bodies are easier on the blades and our brains are full of goopy feminine emotions and fluff so there is nothing of value lost when they’re crushed into a chunky red liquid. it is an act of divine femininity to be blended.”

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Zodiac series by Rozenn Grosjean

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making discord 2

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“i could fix him” could you fix me instead? i’m suffering

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my pet mold spore

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People don't appreciate the patience we russian tumblr psyops have in between the US election years. there are 3 years when we have to keep acting like actual people with actual opinions. this is truly an unthanked job

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It is imperative that you assemble a collection of tumblr mutuals who are vocal about their deeply specific, highly involved kinks that you don’t share at all. If you humble yourself with the diversity of the human experience enough you can become inoculated against reactionary puritanism permanently

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tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real

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just got an etonogestrel contraceptive implant btw. devastated that now every time I raise my arms people will know I'm not a chaste virginal vestal celibate

#is this tmi. I feel like I've said way more on here than ''there's a small hormone implant outline in my left underarm now'' #I feel like my blog wouldn't give the impression I have sex tho #well. being on tumblr in the first place doesn't give that impression #noide.txt

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I've been trying to teach my boyfriend how to gossip but he is struggling with it to be honest. I'll tell him something really juicy and say "can you believe she did that? I know I can't judge, but my goodness" and his response is mostly "yeah i think she's an idiot and everyone in this story should be exiled from society" like that's a bit harsh maybe

#noide.txt #we're working on it

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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

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my boyfriend is sooo funny, yesterday we got in an argument (I got upset at something he said) and then when I was like what fucking ever I'm going to bed, he goes "wait, can you please make me breakfast tomorrow? I have an alarm to wake up at 10" and I was like. are you so fucking serious right now. and I'm equally as funny because I did in fact make him his favourite breakfast for 10 so he could eat it right out of bed like he likes

#noide.txt #being in a healthy relationship is so fucking weird. wdym a small argument doesn't make us want to kill each other. #on second thought this seems less funny and 'normal that I'm unfamiliar with'