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fuck off
@numb-skull
Can’t say that I have a god complex, but I’m pleasantly surprised you thought of me in such a way!~
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bumper sticker on the back of my big pickup truck that says “God won’t let me die”
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huh. maybe i’ll go somewhere to see the stars for myself someday, too
...or i could just continue to admire this poster. it’s pretty damn accurate
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go to hell and die die die die die die
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hey guys im hungry should i order some wings
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me for the 6th time today: I don’t have anything to do… oh do I wonder how I’ll spend my time
my meat:
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you fucked up
idk what you’re referring to but probably
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Sinday Asks
1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?
2. Are they sexually active?
3. When was the last time they had sex?
4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)
5. Do they masturbate often?
6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience?
7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?
8. Have they ever been caught having sex?
9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.
10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.
11. How long can they live without sex?
12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?
13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?
14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?
15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.
16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)
17. How long can they last before they cum?
18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?
19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.
20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?
21. How old were they when they learned about sex?
22. How does their foreplay go down?
23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?
24. How does their afterglow look like?
25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.
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who calls you that
absolutely no one calls you that
they call me
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