let your cat outside and dont wear masks and have unprotected sex and drive without a seatbelt or insurance and dont clean your wounds and dont brush your teeth and dont fully cook your raw meat and dont talk to your lovers and dont move more than you have to and insult every building you see and make your argument flop by going off on a tangent and dont text anyone and dont call them or smoke signal them and reach for cops guns and jump into medical waste bins and do way too much DMT and spend all your money on digital real estate and aalso develop a fetish for eating dog shit
puppygirl wants me to leash her and say a bunch of specific stuff while having sex but i grew up on a ranch in arkansas so I pretty much just let her fuck off and do her own thing until i feel like wandering around in the woods in which case it's her job to get bit by snakes first