obrother1976

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some of morrisseys lyrics are lana songs for people whose lolita was the picture of dorian gray

#i love u caro

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self taught on the tambourine

#dickmatized beyond human comprehension

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Every time I think god I need therapy I ask myself what would i say to my therapist???

And I go over topics in my mind and what do I think a therapist would answer and then I’m just like shit that’s true

And it takes like 5 min max and it’s free so,

girl

#love doing that

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RUPAUL: …and please welcome our extra special guest judge, international pop sensation damon albarn! hi damon.

DAMON: hello ru

RUPAUL: now tell me damon, are you planning on getting in any more fights with other popstars on twitter?

DAMON: [laughs sheepishly] no, no, that controversy’s behind me.

RUPAUL: well, good. but just in case, i want you to know that i do write all my own songs!

[michelle visage and carson kressley chuckle and damon frowns goodnaturedly]

RUPAUL: tonight on the runway, category is….Britpop That Pussy, Henny!

[all the judges laugh as the realness starts to play]

various runway commentary:

ooooh she is serving CUNTry house tonight!!

she’s a chemical girl living in a chemical world

tender? i hardly know her!

get your parklife girl!!!

[after the judges’ deliberation]

RUPAUL: your performance in the maxi challenge was..a bit of a blur, and on the runway tonight you were just a..charmless man. i’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

prior to tonight, the queens were asked to prepare a lipsync to roll with it by oasis

[michelle and carson both gasp while damon shakes his head laughing] 

RUPAUL: two queens stand before me. ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. the time has come for you to lipsync for your life. good luck, and DON’T fuck it up!

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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Honestly, when I heard the title I already went🤔 but now I do think Pretty Boy is a (snarky?) reference to Liam.

In the context of the song, I see Pretty Boy almost as a dig, in the sense of, you were just a pretty face, go out and do it on your own if you think you can.

Also,

when Liam compares himself to Elvis, in the sense that he's a rockstar who doesn't write his songs? 'She' is 'like me' and 'she made him sing like Elvis', like Noel made songs for Liam to sing??

#exactly #oasis

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i love u audrey horne

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#right but if i say thats real asf what then

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paul mccartney cock shame moment i guess

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not a single gif on here of paul deliberately stepping onto the carpet in two of us (2000). u guys r slacking off.

#bringing this back for obvious reasons

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everyone finally mclennon two of us blogging. thank god

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feeling some type of way about some type of thing. no need to analyse any further than that tbh

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tfw you’re my lover i’m your brother

#thought of this again

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at least im winning the crazy wars bc atp i have to be actually insane

when ur biggest sexual desires/fetishes r directly informed by past events. great &awesome. literally just gonna have to carry that around forever. losing the sexual trauma wars big time

#maybe its actually time for therapy or smthing

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when ur biggest sexual desires/fetishes r directly informed by past events. great &awesome. literally just gonna have to carry that around forever. losing the sexual trauma wars big time

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Btw guys this is what I look like when I’m just chilling in my room by myself

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silently rating men in my head on if they're impregnable or not. Looking at one guy like nah he'd get knocked up but then it would be an abortion right off the bat. Infertile. Too old. Infertile. This dude would love to be a mom, but he'd get addicted to meth and the baby would come out vaguely bendy like a silly straw. what about that guy. Yeahhhh he could definitely play mommy. He'd get into wearing white orthopedic shoes and going to Zumba classes and shit. For fucking sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Sorry I work on parasitical wasp rules I guess