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cute nicknames to call your partner

you oxbridge twat

good lad

you r****d

right little west-winger

you fucking blue peter badge-wearing ponce

boy

christopher fucking robin

giggling streak of piss

joe 90

andy pandy

son

fucking knitted scarf

fucking balaclava

moth

an anorexic leo sayer

good sir

the beige fucking power ranger

the unbaked gingerbread man there

that fucking stick of celery

mate

cack efron

the little man in the red and yellow car

tintin’s sexy sister

my little fuckbob shitpants

bonnie langford

stick man

a quentin blake illustration

britain’s latest post-op transsexual

little boy from the secret garden

jack fucking bauer

professor brian cock

you foxy lady

charlie bucket

his ollieness

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"Do you like scary movies?"

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i hate it when i’m dueling amicably with my homie and i best him and demand he yield and he refuses, laying bare the rivalry at the heart of our relationship

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i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.

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GENDERGENDERGENDER

#actually wish I looked like this so bad #robot detachable boobs and dick

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“we want more weird queer people” you guys can’t handle it/its users

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#i would drive to you #every chance i got #over and over

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My life would be so different if I had a car

#if only you didn't pass

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they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

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they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

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The divine act of creation. To craft and mold yourself to completion.

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Todd Yeager