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Quite the unexpected warm-up.

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https://twitter.com/newdays_jp/status/1012234437369577472

I can’t believe Len had to do it to em.

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LAKE FOREST, IL—Exhilarated by the atmosphere of sheer madcap anarchy created by the subtle variations in their visual acuity, a group of friends trying on each others’ glasses Friday reveled in the glorious mayhem of their somewhat different prescriptions. “Whoa! Everything is super blurry!” said Katherine Grant, 27, evidently transported with unfettered glee to the fairy tale world of a friend with a minor astigmatism in her right eye. “Oh, these ones of Sandy’s kind of make my head hurt. Hmm, Chris, are those bifocals? That’s just insane!” After returning the glasses to their respective owners, the friends found themself marooned on the bitter shores of comeuppance by the harsh, unforgiving tide of getting a few smudges on their lenses.

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this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

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DK develops his mighty monkey meat in Donkey Kong 64, by Rare.

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King Koopa: When I want my feet licked I’ll ask for it! …I want my feet licked

*Underlings begin to lick his feet while creating the most disgusting sound imaginable*

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What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? 

Broom-mates!

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EY BADA BING BADA BOOM ITS BETHESDA JIMMY AND THE T-POSES

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i’m losing my fucking mind

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This part gets me everytime.

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choose your fighter

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