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dude stop worrying about it its normal weed. its just purple its normal weed otherwise. yes okay fine i got it from the weed wizard again. yeah the one with the bong staff and the blunt scrolls. its not magic weed this time i swear to god he didnt mean to give us magic weed last time. he gave me a discount on this weed to say sorry dude. i swear its not gonna make you a cat again dude. but you were pretty cute though right, like seriously you had a great coat. swear this weed wont though dude, its good stuff. no dude idk why this collar's here. im gonna go get some water now how about you light us up.

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be a fucking man and come play toys with me

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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www.tdick.gov

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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

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found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

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the despicable count dooku has eaten twelve cookies before suppertime

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Divine Entomology ✨🐝🪲🦋💕

Artwork: Oddarette

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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet

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