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Crowley: this is so sad alexa play despacito

Alexa: mama… just killed a man……

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Contrary to popular belief, the wings of demons are the same as the wings of angels, although they’re often better groomed.

I’ve always interpreted that as not necessarily saying that all angels and demons have identical wings, but that they’re all feathered (as opposed to bat-like), and that any differences in color are incidental and do not necessarily denote heavenly or hellish allegiance. If Aziraphale and Crowley happen to have the stereotypical white/black, well, that’s just a coincidence.

So here’re some headcanons on what the other angels and demons’ wings might look like.

Michael: bluejay; Gabriel: loggerhead shrike; Sandalphon: lyrebird; Uriel: golden eagle

Dagon: blue heron; Beelzebub: Egyptian vulture; Ligur: scarlet macaw; Hastur: ring-billed gull

Aziraphale: swan; Crowley: crow

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sipping champagne at the r*tz in a tailored three piece suit does not COMPARE to eating 200 greasy burgers in one sitting while wrapped in a filthy trenchcoat. they are not the same

#neil really fucked it all up by not making them gay in show #if you told me two years ago that supernatural would be better gay rep than good omens? i would have laughed

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I feel like both Aziraphale and Crowley have nipple piercings, but

while I definitely think Aziraphale would have gotten his in the Victorian era, I'm not certain if Crowley would have gotten his during part of some much earlier fashion, or if he'd have gotten it done in like, the 80's after learning that Aziraphale had them.

#pictures #wow these are lovely

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it’s the december Good Omens pic, also as voted by patrons!  be cool, tumblr!!

patreon.com/sidetrek (copypasta that into a new browser and i’m right there!)

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Helping Crowley get dressed, or not. Based on this post

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may I interest you in modern human Crowley

PATREON

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Leyendecker-inspired Aziraphale and Crowley (commission)

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Aziraphale and Crowley are a couple of ridiculous britlit humor characters who are obvious allegorical standins for human beings and neilman and his human remoras still being all “oooOOooh they’re ELdrITch AliEN beinGS their gender is beyond moRTal coMPreHENsion and therefore they can’t be anything as SImPle and LIMitinG as GaY” is so fucking tiring

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Good Omens is like here’s two bastards with no gender or skills

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"Crowley is a thot" EXCUSE me??? You're calling Anthony J. Crowley the thot of the main duo??? The man who yells at his houseplants?? The man who would take you on a date and spend the whole time getting a little too close to his car for comfort?? The man who talks about dolphins and the sound of music when he's shitfaced?? The man who chops all his hair off every 20 minutes because a new personal crisis hits him?? The one-man Fab Five?? The guy who probably has a poster of Freddie Mercury on his bedroom door with a suspicious lipstick stain on it?? The man who recognized Aziraphale in medeival england and was so dedicated to the drama of his black knight act that he didn't break character until Aziraphale gave him the squinty eyes?? Crowley may sway his hips when he walks and wear sophisticatedly slutty outfits but thottiness is a state of mind

Aziraphale however?? Chad city. King Thot. Heaven's sluttiest angel. Was probably a pin up model for multiple years. Has Crowley casually wrapped around his finger and will show it in public. Thirsty as hell 24/7 but in a victorian kind of way. The subtle winks and nods and smiles?? The way he flaunts himself a bit around Crowley?? T h o t.

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so Cabanel’s Fallen Angel is one of my favorite paintings and I needed to remake it with Crowley because well, I read this book 15 years ago and it is about damn time I did some kind of fanart

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Okay, but how about asexual Aziraphale and Crowley who have only vaguest ideas of how sex works and no interest in learning more or doing it themselves, but in a bid to appear The Most Human, they keep telling everyone they fuck, except they keep getting the mating rituals of other animals mixed up with those of humans

“Sex?” Crowley says. “Oh, yes. We have sex, don’t we, angel? Loads of sex. The sexiest of sex.”

“Yes, yes,” Aziraphale agrees, nodding quickly as he tries to think of what he can remember of human mating rituals. “He’s brought me some very nice rocks. Can hardly say no in the face of such nice specimens, isn’t that right?”

No, no, that isn’t right–

“Rocks? Listen to this one,” Crowley says, thumbing at Aziraphale as he laughs. “There weren’t any rocks, angel. You danced for me, remember? Very colorful and beautiful, I found his moves adequate enough for the task.”

Oh, Aziraphale thinks, that sounds more like it.

“Yes, of course,” he says, “how could I forget? A wild night, for sure, that one. We both ended up pregnant from that one, didn’t we?”

Right, Crowley thinks, humans have babies.

“Yep,” he says emphatically. “Loads of kids, the two of us. Can’t tell you how many descendants we have running around.”

They look at each other and nod in agreement, feeling very accomplished for sounding so human.

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shocked and appalled that i forgot to upload these here smh

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honestly we all wanted this, don’t lie

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Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Hozier (taking notes): tell me more...