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officer-bailey-hfpd · 25 days
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The onces by the liquor store yes, again we don't know where the other body went. I can try and see if you can come and take a look
General MacNamara here. I asked a while back if there were any strange crimes in Hatchetfield, and you directed me to a “Deadliest Man Alive”. That direction has been incredibly helpful to us, and we are very appreciative of it. Do you happen to have any other recent crimes that seemed strange or unusual?
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Hello Macnamara, glad i could help you with that and recently two bodies where found by a liquor store and then basically a day ago there was repoted someone bleeding out by a park, before anyone could get there the body was gone. All three bodies being in horibble states. If that helps you at all.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 26 days
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General MacNamara here. I asked a while back if there were any strange crimes in Hatchetfield, and you directed me to a “Deadliest Man Alive”. That direction has been incredibly helpful to us, and we are very appreciative of it. Do you happen to have any other recent crimes that seemed strange or unusual?
@john-macnamara
Hello Macnamara, glad i could help you with that and recently two bodies where found by a liquor store and then basically a day ago there was repoted someone bleeding out by a park, before anyone could get there the body was gone. All three bodies being in horibble states. If that helps you at all.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 29 days
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i want drugs
..... I don't get paid enough for this
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 29 days
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Don't sniff glue to get high. Oh my God-
Is it illegal to huff glue?
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To what? What do you mean by that?
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 29 days
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Do not do that. Why is that even a question you are asking me.
Is it illegal to huff glue?
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To what? What do you mean by that?
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 29 days
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Is it illegal to huff glue?
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To what? What do you mean by that?
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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Officer!!! Help!!! There was a murder!!!
I found these- oh god...
two bodies. Down at the liquor store.
there is blood everywhere. And the bodies- it's horrible. What kind of monster does this???
i think I will never recover from what I've just seen
Oh shit.
Alright! Thank you for the report. I will take a look at that as soon as I can.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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Fine. I’ll drop the subject then darling.
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Uh huh, don't call me that.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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It could be, if you’d let it be.
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Well I won't, so mind your god damn business.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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Very convincing Officer. Wanna talk about it?
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No? Is none of your business.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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Hello officer! How are you doing today?
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My day has been fine..nothing weird has happened.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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I’ll let you figure that one out. Surely you’re smart enough to figure it out. Try rubbing your two brain cells together to try and get a spark.
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Mhm, Okay. Okay.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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Make me shut up. I dare you.
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That, what? How im I meant to do that.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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Maybe you have standers, but not standards.
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Okay, shut up.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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And Hatchetfield doesn’t? Oh that’s a good one, officer. You nearly had me there.
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Hatchfield would never cheat. We have standers.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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How many times has Hatchetfield beaten Clivesdale?
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So many times, Clivesdale simply just cheats sometimes.
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officer-bailey-hfpd · 1 month
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I’m no chemist. I’m just stating the facts.
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Check your facts, cause they are simply just wrong.
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