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im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

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Y/n no. :(

Khonshu: Worm no.

Y/n: Worm yes.

Marc: Y/n No.

Y/n: Y/n yes.

Jake: Y/n no

Y/n: Y/n maybe-.

Steven & Layla: Y/n No.

Y/n: Y/n No :(.

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Marc and Steven: we had a deal so let us go

Khonshu: fine

5 minutes later:

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alright, ill bite. whats cum

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Remember kids

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die girlies reading this 🥰

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I will kill the lord of shadows BECAUSE IM SICK OF SAGE BEIN TORMENTED. GIVE ME MY CAT AND GO TO HELL

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what sign are u

A red flag

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my father calls Boba Fett:

bojangles fett

#boba fett #book of boba fett #the mandolarian #bojangles

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rime right before he stabs you

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Can y’all imagine sage as a dentist

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

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i did like 3 chore today mom why u making loud noise

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friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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“i am literally insane” i say as i display a common trait of a disorder that i’ve known i’ve had for years