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officialpeakspider · 4 months
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Good, good, now hisoka from hunter hunter
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He has been toasted.
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officialpeakspider · 4 months
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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officialpeakspider · 4 months
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call me president of the fanclub for hisoka’s beautiful big pointy nose
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officialpeakspider · 4 months
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I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction
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officialpeakspider · 4 months
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being self-taught in any type of practice will eventually lead to you having to seek out formal learning resources to bridge what you think is a trivial knowledge gap and realizing that you've been operating similarly to that french guy who went about his daily life unknowingly missing 90% of his brain
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officialpeakspider · 4 months
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Hello babes......
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe
i just woke up
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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everybody stop bringing bad takes from twitter to tumblr right NOW we have our own venomous native species you’re disturbing the ecosystem
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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Welp, so much for the prediction that he and Chris could host within a few years as the ultimate Oscars gimmick.
Two genuine apologies and he resigned from the academy. But it's just not enough for these people.
All his projects are on hold. Deals are on hold. Now he can't attend the Oscars for ten years.
I've never witnessed anyone in Hollywood actually be punished by Hollywood until now.
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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"... “I’m taking action because I feel desperate,” said U.S. climate scientist Peter Kalmus, who along with several others locked himself to the front door of a JPMorgan Chase building in Los Angeles. A recent report found that the financial giant is the biggest private funder of oil and gas initiatives in the world.
“It’s the 11th hour in terms of Earth breakdown, and I feel terrified for my kids, and terrified for humanity,” Kalmus continued. “World leaders are still expanding the fossil fuel industry as fast as they can, but this is insane. The science clearly indicates that everything we hold dear is at risk, including even civilization itself and the wonderful, beautiful, cosmically precious life on this planet. I actually don’t get how any scientist who understands this could possibly stay on the sidelines at this point.” ..."
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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prophet
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]
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officialpeakspider · 2 years
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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis
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