ohdeershawn

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

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in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

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"Not everything is gay" babe youre saying this on the wrong platform. Everything is kinda gay on Tumblr.

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for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

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i’m such a whore for everlasting eternal love that transcends all realities through space and time

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“Listen here you fucking twink, telephone pt 2 is not going to happen, ever. Now take your soy frappuccino and get the fuck out”

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please watch this im losing it

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Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"

The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat

And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously

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i served cunt at a funeral today

i don’t know why people send me stuff like this. i’m happy for you, or condolences. it’s none of my business

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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.