ohdorothea

[ohdorothea]

also i do feel like every conversation about the way taylor swift approaches relationships and writing about them needs to be had with, like, a land acknowledgement-style disclaimer beforehand that she is a child star freak of nature with military helicopter parents and some obvious neurodivergent qualities that make her, in literally every regard, Not Normal

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Taylor Swift, The Prophecy

[ohdorothea]

wait. WAIT. you're a crisis of my faith. karma is a god.

#😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I can’t think about this now it’s bedtime but I’m gonna be thinking that’s for sure

[ohdorothea]

no because it’s not just who uses typewriters anyway. it’s why did you bring a typewriter to someone else’s apartment. how do you forget a typewriter at someone’s apartment. everything about this situation is strange

#truly #how does that situation happen is there a type writer case that it’s transported in does it have a separate case for materials #was the typewriter being used or is it just a decorative or support object

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the tortured poets department (redesign)

#oh op I am IN LOVEEEEE #one more day where fans make the album re designs and merch I wish was real

[ohdorothea]

gonna be honest you guys.. i think someone can understand an album and still not like it… idk though i’m probably just very stupid and brainless and have no reading comprehension skills (<- girl two weeks away from a completed masters degree)

#!!!!!!! #lmk if you want me to delete my reblog #but yeah

[ohdorothea]

gay-ass bridge tbh

[ohdorothea]

no nuance, no 'kinda', yes or no

#as a bisexual girl: no

[ohdorothea]

everyone say happy birthday cardigan

[ohdorothea]

anyway here's all the clean/alternative lyrics compared to the original lyrics on ttpd:

the tortured poets department explicit: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-fucking-body clean: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-o-body

down bad explicit: everything comes out, teenage petulance / fuck it if i can't have him clean: everything comes out, teenage petulance / [gasp] what if i can't have him? explicit: 'cause fuck it i was in love clean: 'cause what if i was in love?

but daddy i love him explicit: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin' clean: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this gripin' and moanin' explicit: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but fuck 'em, it's over clean: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but... it's over

florida!!! explicit: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the shitstorm back in Texas clean: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the firestorm back in Texas explicit: at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida clean: at least the dolls are beautiful, f-- me up, Florida explicit: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / go on, fuck me up clean: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / can i use you up?

loml explicit: you shit-talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles clean: you talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles

i can do it with a broken heart explicit: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle my shit clean: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle it explicit: lights, camera, bitch, smile clean: lights, camera, and smile

the smallest man who ever lived explicit: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the fuck was that guy? clean: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the hell was that guy?

the black dog explicit: and i hope it's shitty in the black dog clean: and i hope you miss me in the black dog

thanK you aIMee explicit: screamed, "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing clean: screamed, "f--k you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing

cassandra explicit: when it's "burn the bitch," they're shrieking clean: when it's "burn the witch," they're shrieking

the bolter explicit: ended with the slam of a door / then he'll call her a whore clean: ended with the slam of a door / then she'll call him a bore explicit: all her fuckin' lives / flashed before her eyes clean: all her many lives / flashed before her eyes

#then she’ll call him a bore as the clean version of the whore lyric is soooooooo genius

[ohdorothea]

making a web weave that maybe like 3 mutuals will enjoy but I will be so jazzed when they do

[ohdorothea]

(op loves when Taylor makes country music)

#i can fix him (no really i can)

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PHOTO TAKEN JUST BEFORE DISASTER

#prev tags exactly #i think they should hang this in the louvre

[ohdorothea]

i love the alien song

#👽🛸👽🛸👽👽🛸🛸🛸🛸👽👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸

[ohdorothea]

#was literally talking to my partner about this earlier

[ohdorothea]

it's me and the three other masc-adjacent swifties against the world

#coming back to this because I was thinking about the response to gaylors #or even blogs that are gaylor adjacent in any way or even just queer #and how hostile the fandom has been to anyone who even interprets Taylor’s work in a gay lens #how even people who do that often follow it with ‘but obviously any speculation on her sexuality is invasive and gross’ #I think it really splits up the non-straight cis fans #because even interacting with someone who openly talks about the long standing queer themes in Taylor’s work are under threat of attack #all the while other blogs go to such lengths of talking about Taylor’s sexual relationships with men #and even when they are essentially writing fan fiction there is very little push back #because it’s ok to speculate if you’re speculating she’s a straight cis woman #idk I’m still thinking about what I mean but yeah it’s really alienating

[ohdorothea]

happy 4.26 this is your reminder that spelling is fun