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usamerican stupidity has so much range because it can go anywhere from "whoa I can't believe you guys don't have [hyperspecific venue/product such as 7 Eleven or Ben and Jerry's]" to "DUDE ARGENTINA HAS INTERNET??"

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✞ 666 ✞

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I hope you find a divine partner who is as fun, loving, passionate, sexual, soulful, and spiritual as you. Someone who is intimate, open, and vulnerable with you in every sense. Someone who is so perfectly compatible with you... it's like you both manifested each other.

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i love silence. no talking. no noise. just shhh. shhhhhhhhhhh. love that.

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I've never felt so loved by anyone until you,

I've never felt so unloved by anyone until you.

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Unfriendly reminder that women on the internet don't owe you shit 🥰

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a loaded bank account, a healthy relationship & a comfortable life is all i want in life rn

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"Safe Abortion for All.

No Compromise - No Apology"

Print by Bum Lung Press

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Stand on your boundaries even if it get lonely & don’t let anybody play about you

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

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This blog is only for fuckups, burnouts, losers, criminals and the mentally ill btw

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kisses him all over his face ( skincare )

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