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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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which is definitely not an omen

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!

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I wonder why game freak removed this feature…

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Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

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new favorite meme

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like where did it come from i was literally doing a silly little art and craft

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Link will be in the reblog!

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you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

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Jennifer's Body (2009)

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Charlie tries to imitate her daddy, but she lacks experience

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My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

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father of the year

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me: