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not to be a dog or anything but i am fully confident i could scare away a skunk with my big terrifying barking. also it would not spray me do not ask me how i know i just feel in my bones that i Could scare away a skunk if one ever happens upon me. this also goes for skunk therians dni my house or you will be barked

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Feeling very fucking sappy about how the Tenth Doctor is baffled that he would give River his sonic screwdriver because he straight up DOESNT give his sonic to anybody and then in the Star Beast the Fourteenth Doctor hands Donna his sonic before she even knows who he is or what the sonic does because it's just natural as breathing to him. I am once again emotional about how they are soulmates

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fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

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The Fifteenth Doctor's new Sonic! ⚡️

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THERIANTHROPY DAY IS TMRW!!!!

All of the therians make sure u do quads or somthing related to ur type/types

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bro wtf was in that OVERNIGHT WEREWOLF SPELL (THAT WORKS!!!) (NOT FAKE!!!!)

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before everything fell apart we were mermaids in a cosmic ocean

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I really need one of those "beware of cat" signs because DAMN I get aggressive when someone/something I don't know enters my territory-

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When your having a mental shift but you gotta keep yourself lookin' human so now your inhuman self is slowly chipping away at your sanity:

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i need to frolic through the fallen leaves in the middle of a forest or i'm going to start biting and killing

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"Practice Alterhuman and Plural specific safety: Protect your information and avoid situations that could be exploited or turn sour quickly.

"Avoid giving very thorough descriptions of your system/headmates or kintypes if you don’t want to be identified whenever you give this information elsewhere or have it used against you. Especially information about triggers or marginalizations. This includes ‘intro posts’ and in-depth ‘carrds’.

"Don’t seek sourcemates for ‘kindating’ based solely on shared canons or base any kind of relationship solely on a shared source.

"Avoid closed communities with an initiation process such as grilling, hazing, or other rituals that do not post their expectations regarding this publicly.

"Teach younger headmates internet safety and routinely check on those who cannot judge well for themselves.

"Avoid people who exhibit red flags previously seen in this document."

- Excerpt from "Safety in Alterhuman Spaces," by the Dragonheart Collective, page 23. You can read the whole document here (PDF).

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Different ways to solve paw dysphoria:

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Announcing the Centaurus Festival 🐴🌠

The Centaurus Festival is a free annual 3-day online gathering for alterhumans with a focus on mythical and folkloric identities. This gathering is held on Discord on the first weekend in March (March 1st-3rd, 2024), and offers a full schedule of events for attendees to go wild over. Check out our website here!

Registration Schedule 📅

Artists/Dealers Applications: November 1st - November 30th

Panelist Registration: December 1st - January 31st

Attendee Registration: January 1st - February 29th

Convention Dates: March 1st-3rd

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☆handing out candy!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)☆

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WET BEAST WEDNESDAY!!

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DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN