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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised

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Ok this wikipedia article is pissing me off so much 

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My Friends: have you seen this TV show?

Me: no, but thanks to tumblr,

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My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

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ppl be like “oh this is a slow burn” and the main pair kiss 2/3 into the first book meanwhile gideon and harrow haven’t talked in 2 books and they’re both convinced the other hates them. get on tamsyn muir’s level or don’t talk to me “slow burn” god

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haha bones

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“She came to understand that her own happiness was a choice, so she made a promise to herself to keep her own well-being sacred.”

— Cindy Ratzlaff

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Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

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The foam was not as gross looking irl😂😭

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this excerpt means everything to me you don’t understand

from The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano, 2008

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im not familiar with that movie but ive heard of its homosexuality

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors