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One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish. 

This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”

This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”

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free my man he did all of it but i dont care

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“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

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Me with 2 specific rompers

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

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👀💦ma'am I am looking so disrespectfully

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you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

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“normal guy in an really weird place just chilling” and “weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell” are both extremely funny concepts to me

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blood buddies🩸

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cheerleader🌈🎀

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guys guys !!! It is destined to happen!! The 2 greasy goblins!!!! VOTE FOR FELL

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Borrower AU by Skumhuu - Bitty Cross Fluffy hoodie with ears and boney tail for tiny Crossy

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カーミラ by sooon