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prey who will only hang out with their pred friend if they know the pred isnt hungry. Because both of them know that despite their genuine friendship, the pred would not hesitate to scarf down the prey if their stomach had room
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cursed add on parody of s/teamed hams
Doctor: what in the world is happening in there?!!!
S/eymour: a Halloween skeleton prop I ate.
Doctor: a Halloween skeleton prop?!, at this time of year?! [it was summer] that you didn't even concern was a important health risk to mention when you scheduled your appointment?
S/eymour: yes
Doctor: may I examine it?
*s/eymour thinks about it*
S/eymour: no.
SKEDADDLING NOISES AS SECURITY GETS CALLED
Doctor: S/EYMOUR!!!!!!!
going to the doctors office right aftet eating prey
You forgot you had the appointment, but if u cancel, you'd still have to pay the whole fee.
In the waiting room its awkward because its so quite you can hear every churn of your stomach and muffled noise from your prey, if they are still conscious.
Once your doctor calls you in, they might look suprised, and say a comment like , 'have you just had lunch jaja"
And you laugh it off as well, uncomfortably. Then the session continues and they ask you about your health issues, while you digest someone alive. If they listen to your heartrate the doctor might accidentally catch some of the noises your digestive system is making
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You cannot forget the x-ray and the deafening silence that follows.
going to the doctors office right aftet eating prey
You forgot you had the appointment, but if u cancel, you'd still have to pay the whole fee.
In the waiting room its awkward because its so quite you can hear every churn of your stomach and muffled noise from your prey, if they are still conscious.
Once your doctor calls you in, they might look suprised, and say a comment like , 'have you just had lunch jaja"
And you laugh it off as well, uncomfortably. Then the session continues and they ask you about your health issues, while you digest someone alive. If they listen to your heartrate the doctor might accidentally catch some of the noises your digestive system is making
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Although cliche...These two immediately came to my Mind.
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preds who are reserved and quick to hide any and all of their predatory aspects.
They don't keep their identity a secret. Or at least it's more of an open secret. If someone asked them outright if they were a pred, they wouldnt lie.
What they dont know is that they have a secret admirer. A prey or observer who is very much aware of the predator's condition.
They notice when the predator is hungry, and when they've eaten (despite the pred trying to be subtle).
They know everything. They are infatuated with every detail of the predator. All of their unsavoury characteristics that they try to hide.
The bloodlust, the animalism, their predatory nature that they hide behind a thin and weary veil
And the prey tries to get close to the pred without letting on how much they know and how obsessed they are.
The prey knows they could be the one to free the pred, to help them shed this mask and embrace their true nature unapologetically
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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if u put a cake under a box propped up by a stick tied to a string i will go for it without hesitation. i am aware i will get trapped but it feels nice to be wanted sometimes
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i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar
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A pred swallowing a prey who they don’t realise is immortal and immune to digestion. They fall asleep with a full, happy tummy, and wake up to … that exact same squirming belly. Their brows furrow together as they prod at their stomach, and the prey inside laughs at them for their foolishness, expecting the pred to let them out now that digestion isn’t a possibility.
But the pred is stubborn.
“You think I’ll let you out just because I can’t digest you? Newsflash, sweetheart: I like how you feel in there. I haven’t given up a meal yet, and I’m not about to now.” The pred smothers a belch as their prey begins to start thrashing around with panic, smirking to themselves. “Shhh… we’re gonna get to know each other real well by the time you give up, I think.”
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As fall sets in and we begin to dip our toes into spooky season, I think it wouldn't hurt to share an idea I had for some haunted house vore.
Imagine going to a fairly low budget haunted house; cheap decorations and animatronics, college student actors making a quick buck, the works. It's pretty harmless fun, and you're not too scared, at least until you reach the last room. A huge monster crawls out of the shadows, growling and drooling. You scream and try to run, but the creature is already upon you, pouncing and wrapping its tongue around you to reel you into its mouth.
You're panicking as you're swallowed, desperately trying to convince yourself that these are just really, really good special effects. But as you slide into the stomach, you're horrified to find bones floating around in a pool of acid. All you can do is thrash around and cry out for help, not realizing that the fluids aren't hurting you at all.
Only a few minutes later, you're spit out onto the grass outside the house. A bone comes with you, which you now realize is just plastic. The host who welcomed you in eagerly asks how you liked that last scare, revealing that the monster is just a friendly participant. It happily gives you a lick before heading back to devour the next batch of guests. You leave satisfied with the experience, still having chills but surprisingly eager to go through again...
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Vore Teasing in Public
When the prey is un-nommed:
“What’s the matter, sweetie? Is it too loud here? Do you need some tummy time?”
“How do you think all these people would react if I just ate you up right here? Do you think anyone would try to save you? Huh?”
“I can see it on your face, my love… you want to be inside this belly instead of at this event…”
“That waiter was being awfully flirtatious. Maybe I ought to swallow you whole when he brings the check around… just to show him who you belong to…”
“My sweet treat, my precious prey~ of course I want to flaunt my pretty catch to everyone… think of all the jealous looks we’ll get, with you squirming around in my belly~”
When the prey has been nommed:
“You feel so good in there, sweets… *hic* get comfy and I’ll walk us both home…”
“Mm, there goes this outfit. *grgl* What’s that? Oh, yes, people are definitely staring~”
“We’re at the grocery store now. Do you want anything? I’ll gulp it right down for you, don’t worry…”
“Shhh, shhh… it’s okay, nobody can see you now, no one can judge…”
“Would you be embarrassed if I let out a big belch right now? *ggrn…* But I love you, darling, and I want to show everyone what you do to me~”
When the surrounding people are being nosy:
“What are you looking at, huh punk? My eyes are up here.”
“You wanna feel? They’re kicking <3”
“Touch my belly again and you’ll be dinner. What, you think I’m bluffing? I can spit them out unharmed and snap you up in the same breath.”
“Yes, I’d like another order of that. I’m eating for two…”
“Oh God, another concerned citizen? Don’t worry, they’re fine. Calm down. …What? They’re making those noises because they like it in there~”
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once-upon-a-tommorow · 6 months
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has anyone made a vore shaker charm yet where it’s just like. a pred and then an inside view of their stomach and the prey is just bouncing around in there. Cmon
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once-upon-a-tommorow · 7 months
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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
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once-upon-a-tommorow · 9 months
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Okay but the addition is foking hilarious
Hey guys I just wanted to let y'all know
This is Canon.
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So if anyone shames you for liking vore,
Bring up tom and Jerry.
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once-upon-a-tommorow · 9 months
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It’s horrifying, your sliding deeper and deeper down the monsters throat- and escape seems slim. As you land in its gut you start to really panic as you take in your surroundings....
You see a rubber duck going for a float around the stomach acid?
All tension is lost.
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