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If you count "collapsing on your feet when you put a single bowl of dates on it" mean, yeah. My tables had a lousy attitude.

You can't be good at everything.

your fav is Unproblematic: Jesus

committed no sin

ate with tax collectors and sinners

triumphed over death itself

probably could make a mean table

#just messing around

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Co-signed. Muriel deserves all the hugs. They're a sweetheart.

if you really think about it, muriel doesn't deserve a hug.

#good omens rp

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I did get to be Aslan that one time.

But I think it would actually be cool to have a kangaroo fursona. Boing boing punch punch!

i think it's very funny how my family has tried to get me to use my artistic skills for their scary ass religious organization. nah I rather draw half naked kinky transgender furries because I am one.

#good omens rp

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I did not have a good Friday...

But this Saturday is gonna be better!

Happy 4/20!

#good omens rp

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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

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They're nice grilled, but you have to eat them right off the grill or else they get rubbery really fast. Better as broth, honestly.

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

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That's over a thousand calories in one mouth!

A human tooth haz about 36 caloriez.

#good omens rp

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I'll definitely confirm it was exactly like that.

I had rocks in My hair and wheezed. It was not like that.

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The gladiator games were pretty lit, but otherwise yeah fuck em.

They're not the only people who built roads!!! Think they're SO special.

Only thing the romanz had going for them waz the entertainment. Fuck romanz.

#good omens rp

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No, I get you. Quite some drama, eh?

Hey sorry to be forward but can we get married? - I want to get my job application passed through quicker... They've told me around 7 business years... Which is sooner than I expected but yeah... A bit of nepotism could work well for us all. And McDonald's is beckoning otherwise.

Sure, we can get married if you like. I have no idea who you are but luckily for you I'm not very picky (just very licky). Hope you don't mind I have like ten other spouses.

#good omens rp

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Yeah, yeah, it's just gross. I get the icks.

Anyway, trauma happened on all sides. Very unfortunate.

@angelo-chuck-wagon , have you done your best to make it up to Eddie since?

.....how did we traumatize you?

@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon beat me up and threw me into a voidspace. I thought I was gonna to die alone in there and that no one cared that I was gone on accounta a acted so awful.

#good omens rp

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You've certainly done a lot of very satisfying repenting. A good footwash might be in order. Y'know, to show you're sincere.

Also, ew for the nonconsensual biting. You can get diseases that way.

.....how did we traumatize you?

@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon beat me up and threw me into a voidspace. I thought I was gonna to die alone in there and that no one cared that I was gone on accounta a acted so awful.

#good omens rp

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@duke-hastur @thatflatfrog

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Yeahhhh... Uh. I'm actually Prince of Hell now, as well as Prince of Peace.

I only reign over 1/3 of Heaven (it's only 1/3 Christians -- the rest is Muslims, Jews, some Rasta and Ba'Hai, and a lot of people who believe in "well, something" that happens to look an awful lot like Mom with a beard).

But My big brother Lucifer did indeed surrender all of Hell to Me.

So I'm decidedly more Ruler of Hell than Heaven, at this point.

Transfer

@fishyfiles: hullo Dagon!

My union representatief @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon sudshested the opshion that I be transferred to the Temtashion Department, locashion: Earth.

Do I have to fill in forms or can we consider it done?

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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

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Gold stars on teeth are tacky as fuck and therefore appropriate for a demon, in My humble opinion.

Eric might look cute in it though. Imagine a shiny mouth of gold stars on that lil bunny!

this isn't policy but excessive white/gold/silver is unbecoming for a demon.

#good omens rp

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It causes a lot of confusion.

Granted, sometimes angels dress up in black or red to pretend to be demons, but that's usually a last resort. And assigned.

this isn't policy but excessive white/gold/silver is unbecoming for a demon.

#good omens rp