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jin ling's slightly less homophobic arc (masterpost here!)

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og photo is so modern wangxian coded i genuinely cannot think of another ship for it

drawing challenge originally from raerart on x/twt

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you don't want to know what zhuzhi-lang did in order to secure that @ for his lord...

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based on this meme

cameraman!SY and actors LQG, SJ

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endless gifs of wei wuxian [29/ ∞]

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Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, Shang Qinghua, Mobei Jun are all experiencing different genres

Luo Binghe is in an angst-ridden serious drama with horror elements

Shen Qingqiu is in a romantic comedy (with horror elements)

Mobei Jun is in a slow-burn pure romance novel about a princess (Mobei) falling for their servant

Shang Qinghua is in a long running fanfic about a guy having kinky sex with their toxic boss. Or that was the intention but the creator spent a little too long with the set up and it ended up taking over 100 chapters of world building and backstory before the characters even admitted liking each other. Smut is coming though! They promise!

(Yue Qingyuan is in a tragedy btw)

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[hualesbians] I was feeling kinda sapphic today 🫣 ((please don't take this seriously akfajf)

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Have you heard? The Ghost King cuts his sleeve!

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its been a while since I last cumplaned xo

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Personally I prefer to headcanon that demon culture isn't actually more violent when you account for their biology

Demons are naturally strong and tough and so "beatings" and "fighting" are acceptable forms of affection because you're not actually going to hurt the other person. Like it literally doesn't hurt and is just fun for them. In fact it's not violence at all really.

It's like a tickle fight or play wrestling or hair ruffling for humans or when you playfully slap at a person's arm with no real power behind it. So it's less slap and more a caress

No one is getting hurt and it's just flirtatious playing! It's sweet!

Like you can practically bounce demon toddlers down the street like a basketball and they'll just be having fun. But you wouldn't want to actually cause them damage

Causing people damage who aren't your enemies and you don't have a reason to is just uncalled for and mean

And the problem with Moshang is Mobei actually thought he was getting the right strength for a human

Like he's like "ok. Humans are squisher so I have to be gentle but like, Qinghua is a cultivator and they're stronger usually. I mean I've seen him carry a wagon one handed. So if I hit him just this hard then he'll get this is flirting."

Only even pulled Qinghua is much squisher and he doesn't understand a punch to the ribs that bruises but doesn't break a rib is meant to be a playful "oh stop! *giggle*" type slap (because a demon wouldn't even bruise with that. It would be like a light tap)

I want Mobei to be fucking mortified by finding out how badly he got it

They spend half a day after Shang Qinghua's leg heals where they experiment with Mobei hitting something more and more gently until they find one that's safe for Qinghua

The servants and othere at the palace that Qinghua thought hated him then also get a lesson in how gently to hit a human and they are equally mortified because they thought their attempts to welcome Shang Qinghua were being rebuffed but no he's just so squishy.

They are so horrified and concerned that he's treated as if he's made of glass because

1. He makes Mobei happy

2. He has secured all the trade routes and controls the finances

3. People genuinely like him

Everyone is constantly concerned about his comfort in the Northern Palace and he has a lot of guards at all times

If he so much as trips the palace staff go into a panic

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Disabled Shen Yuan truthers how much do you think he'd shell out for a cane customized to look like xin mo's sheath. I hate him so bad

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UPDATE: Hussam Bought Vegetables!

Hussam managed to put together 100 packages of vegetables for the families in Rafah camps. They were happy about this because vegetables are quite expensive in the markets.

The packages includes tomatoes, potatoes, cucumbers, eggplant, lemon, and jalapenos.

Thanks again, everyone, for your continued support. Donate here to make a direct impact to people in Rafah camps with NO middle man in between.

HelpGazaChildren Notion Site || #helpgazachildren tag

Paypal Link || GoFundMe Link

ID: Video of Hussam greeting tumblr with shots of the vegetables mentioned above. Then we see the process of buying, sorting, and distributed the packages of vegetables.

First still image is of Hussam's team sorting and putting together the packages of vegetables. Second still image is of multiple stacks of boxes of tomatoes. Third still image is of a man distributing a package of vegetables to people in tents. The fourth image is of the packages of vegetables.

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The killing of Palestinians is still going, boycotting is still going

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my ipad almost crashed while making this no im not taking it as a sign

#NOT THE YAOI HANDS OH MY---

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sit with me?

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Shang qinghua behind you-

[ID in plain and alt text: digital drawing of shang qinghua and shen qingqiu from scum villain. shang qinghua has one hand on his hip, the other hand pointing up, eyes closed and smiling as if saying something philosophical. Above him is a speech bubble where he quotes a tumblr post by user klezmurlocs that says "calling a work of fiction 'saccharine and masturbatory' to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off". shen qingqiu is behind him with a murderous glare, swinging his fan towards shang qinghua as if it was a baseball bat. End ID]

(shoutout to @princess-of-purple-prose for the idea I took from her tags)

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Shang Qinghua is so tired of this