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“There was only one bed” how about ZERO beds, huh? Don’t be a coward make those guys sleep on a brick floor in front of a dying fire. Make them sleep in a field and still wake up in each others arms I dare you

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“my body is a temple” well MY body is the USS enterprise and let me tell you there are some inconceivable situations happening on board

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That time of year again

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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A 28-year-old motorcyclist died in Washington State on Friday afternoon because a dipshit Tesla driver rear-ended him at speed. A Snohomish man, 56, was commuting in his 2022 Tesla Model S when he activated the car’s camera-based advanced driver assist system and according to his statements to police, began looking through his phone. With nobody paying attention to the car’s actions, the Tesla software ignored Jeffrey Nissen on his motorcycle and continued on at speed. The car rear-ended the two-wheeler, Nissen was flung from the bike, and his life ended pinned underneath the electric car, where he was still lodged when police arrived to the scene.

Tesla claims another life.

Reminder that even if you are personally aware of how dangerous Tesla vehicles are and vow to never ride in one, they can still kill you.

My own driving habits have changed around them. I always give Teslas extra space, avoid following them directly, and expect them to stop or swerve suddenly without notice.

Cannot count the times I've pulled up next to a Tesla at freeway speed, noticed the driver playing on their phone. Tap the horn. They look up with surprise.

Please, don't be that guy.

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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

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Do you ever find an academic article that just makes you GIDDY with how many of your personal buttons it hits? Because:

I was just trying to gather articles for future reading, but this one is getting printed out RIGHT NOW.

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real life cartoon character

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real life cartoon character

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Finished the blanket - finally

I can’t believe it's over 😅

Pattern: Starlite

#ooooooooooh

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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

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by 梧萌 @ 1105446248

eng subs requested, however as this is an instructional video please take it with a grain of salt as i cant promise a perfect translation! if you spot any mistakes please lmk~

EDIT: the balsamic vinegar mentioned in the video should be Zhenjiang vinegar

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