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obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

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"Baby...We can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you and I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself that’s me loving you and loving being you because you’re going to be something extraordinary…. you’re going to be a human being."

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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happy 10 year anniversary to the movie that made tumblr lose its mind

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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look here's the thing:

"hey there demons, it's me, ya boi" "i've connected the dots/ you didn't connect shit" "rock n roll buckaroo!" "we're here for the cult stuff, we saw an ad on craigslist" "(wheeze)"

those Iconic Quotes? all from buzzfeed unsolved!! when has watcher/ghost files, with their stylized graphics and higher production value, ever churned out this kind of banter!!

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✨👐✨

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get out of my head sans undertale..

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But where is he here?

I feel like the snow scene reminds me so much of Captain America the First Avenger

Like what's going on

Do we know these places?

Is Deadpool being inserted into the MCU timeline to change the narrative?

I really hope not cause that feels like all the stories before don't matter and thus everything the Avengers have done

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Basically, our reaction to a walrus knocking:

Vs

A fairy knocking:

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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Have your canon. You’ll never have the streets 🔥🌊

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13 year old Clark Kent learning about brood parasitism in middle school biology class and barely touching his dinner that night.

When both Ma and Pa are asleep he climbs out onto the roof, shuddering in the dark, because the teacher said some species' biological parents will secretly come by night to teach their young how to be a proper cuckoo or cowbird even as they're still steadily starving their foster nest. Maybe he can just convince whoever left him here to just take him away again--find a different nest. He doesn't want to hurt anyone here.