wjat if you woke up and your husband has turned into an iguana?
well as he would be considered an invasive species in the state of florida i would be obligated as an americna to kill and eat him ... sad but theres more husbands out there iguess
Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
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