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Harry Styles covers the December 2020 Issue of Vogue 

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I just logged back into this account after 3 years oh my

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every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

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when a pokemon keeps jumping around and avoiding your pokeballs 

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are ppl staring at me because I’m ugly or cute, what is the truth

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THE ORIGINAL RECEIPT:

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also i can care about oppressed men & hate men as a class of power at the same time. i kno. what a wild concept

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Dear (//sarcasm) customers: stop calling and asking for a manager, then bitching and complaining about how someone was rude to you, spitting out whatever name you happened to snatch off a nametag on your way out, expecting a discount or whatever you think you're going to get - not only do you get nothing, but you're slandering someone's name, who did nothing to deserve that. thank goodness the person they complained about, we all know would /never/ have been rude to her.

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Гd r e a m

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cheeky lou teasing baby h.

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My best friend @louiesfourfreckles and I are in DAPGO???! This might just be the best Christmas present I’ve gotten! (I’m the ginger and she has the bright red hair)

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me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck

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MY DAD’S DOG IS SCARED OF THE PUPPIES

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my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing