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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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i love that in hl2 it's implied there is a combine owned fast food chain, possibly a burger chain

combine fast food chain with metrocop mascot on……despite everything….we might still have burgr

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smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

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Ever play Stardew Valley?

haven’t played it recently but yes i have sunk a minimum of 50 hours into sdv. go on. take a wild guess at who my favorite bachelor is.

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*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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moodboard for when you’re fucking caged

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops