optimisticseaweed

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I wanna sleep but I'm wide awake

I wanna make art but I don't know where to start

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sorry, can’t talk right now.  i’m too busy slowly headbanging to classical music

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SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE YOU CAN

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“Do you want to talk about it or be distracted from it” is honestly the best thing you can say to me when I say im sad/in pain etc.

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hello brain I said I wanna be happy instead of overthinking things I can't change, do something

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well i guess we're dating now

this girl at my fav coffeeplace keeps being really nice to me, she randomly bought me coffee and gave me her phone number and tomorrow evening we’re going to a coffeeplace together, how do i find out if it’s a date or if she’s just being nice

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I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

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this girl at my fav coffeeplace keeps being really nice to me, she randomly bought me coffee and gave me her phone number and tomorrow evening we're going to a coffeeplace together, how do i find out if it's a date or if she's just being nice

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me, around guys: confidence 💯

me, around girls: confidence 💯

me, around adults: confidence 💯

me, around kids: confidence 💯

me, around complete strangers: confidence 💯

me, around literally everyone: confidence 💯

me, around the one person who I actually wanna talk to: how does I speak

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I ordered a coffee and the barista said, “We only sell pine cone coffee here because our manager has a thing for squirrels,” so I got one, just to try. It came with the whole squirrel inside the cup and it talked to me in French (I don’t know French) and said, “This whole earth is situated inside a pine cone and I WILL eat that pine cone." 

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PSA for those who haven’t realized.

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but how the heck do you get yourself to talk to the cute barista when you're a hopelessly shy gay with less communicative skills

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one thing that more people need to realise is that gender and sex and gender roles constructed by society are in no way connected

like you can have a "men's haircut" and wear all "masculine" clothing and still be a woman cause honestly?

& you can be a guy no matter what's in your pants and you can still dress what society considers feminine cause it's 2019 wHO EVEN STILL CARES ABOUT MEN'S/WOMEN'S CLOTHES you can wear anything if you stop giving a fuck

and you don't need to be completely male or female cause guyyys, as we all may or may not know, gender is a spectrum and some might be on one end of it, but in fact most people are somewhere inbetween or sliding all across the spectrum or don't ask me cause there's so much more... just let people be themselves without labelling them, just let everyone be and accept and the way they feel comfortable expressing themselves

(hint: it's not just more comfortable for them, it is for you too)

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there's basically two types of lesbians and I'm both

1. we've been dating for like five years, we live together and she proposed to me yesterday, do you think she might be gay

2. she smiled at me earlier when she walked by, do you think I should wear a dress or a suit to our wedding

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