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yall really think dave and john are being SOFT in the bedroom? you think either of them are taking that shit seriously? nah dave is referencing obama and john is working off of movie logic. neither of them are ever sure they know wtf they're doing but by god they're doing it

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the cocktails for requiem cafe ticketed homestuck events I am screamingg

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the cocktails for requiem cafe ticketed homestuck events I am screamingg

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the cocktails for requiem cafe ticketed homestuck events I am screamingg

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I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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what will the name of this tumblr sexyman be?

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the in-universe true crime surrounding what happened at freddy’s must be INSANE. like think about how big true crime is now.

imagine living in the fnaf universe and you find out about the case. and literally, still to this day, no one knows what actually happened.

Sure, a lot of fingers point to Henry. but his daughter died too. so either henry killed his own daughter, and the other kids. or william killed henry’s daughter, the other kids; and quite possibly his own kids. either way it’s insane. they both drop off the face of the earth around the same time, so neither of them could’ve been charged or investigated

and what do people think their motive was?

for william it’s probably a lot of needing power, wanting fame, actual psychological mental issues (just wait until people dig enough to find out about his childhood)

and what was henry’s motive? he just snapped one day?

a lot of people either assume there was in affair going on (henry was sleeping with william’s wife) so william got his revenge but killing the thing henrh cherished the most

other theories suggest that they might’ve loved each other, couldn’t act on it, (it was utah in the 80s. come on guys) and things went horribly wrong after one of them confessed their feelings

another theory is business disagreements. common.

but lastly, some people think it was neither henry or william, and it was a different, third party who commuted the murders. or! it was all of them working together

not one person is left though. not one person to tell the story and admit what truly happened.

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what was up with that old man

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My piece of Flappers Roxy Lalonde for 2024 Captchavogue!! It's a great chance to be able to participate in this zine :33

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there are homestuck fans out there who never learned that andrew hussie officiated a wedding between the person who drew all of calliope's artwork and a storyboard artist for steven universe

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PADS SHOULD BE FREE !!!!!! TAMPONS SHOULD BE FREE !!!!!!! LITERALLY ALL HEALTHCARE UTILITIES SHOULD BE ACCESSIBLE AND FREE!!!!!! ANYTHING YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IS A RIGHT NOT A PURCHASE!!!!!!

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hc that post-scoop michael uses crutches

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Im reading my newest mad mag (which is just a rerun of old editions) and i got thrown so back to this which is one of my favorite panels ever

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Gregory wonders why none of his friends from the orphanage returned his letter....he gets a chance to find out why.

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a silly rose doodle plus some self-indulgent aro jake comic strip type thing (thank you @slavhew you made me remember how incredible this headcanon is.)

also i just feel like roxy and dave would be The Support Team ever for like. especially sexual/romantic identity crises. idk. it fits in my brain