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THAT'S METAL

#IM GONNA LISTEN TO THIS RN

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saw someone else being annoying about the us election and posting propaganda about not voting. im logging off for another month bye

#youre like little babies. do you complain about taking out rubbish too.

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i think at the end of every war they should dump a cooler full of blood on the president

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#7777

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analog horror needs to let go of daisy bell I am FED UP

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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She was the one

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since tolkien hated the beatles so much I like to think that's what melkor sang to piss off the rest of the ainur

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By Vanessa Stockard

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tolkien writing elves: this is Fëafineärenfindelwë he ruled as a king for 12,069 years and he slew seven balrogs and he created three conlangs and he invented light

tolkien writing men: this is Berengorn he’s a nobleman with a fancy sword and he looks just like an elf and he was raised by elves and he marries an elf

tolkien writing dwarves: this is Durin XVI Ironking he forged a billion legendary swords

tolkien writing hobbits: this is Berry Bingo Bongfeet he writes songs about trees and he owns a weed farm

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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Illustrations by Frank Frazetta (1970's)

#7777 #3157

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless