orchidhearted

[orchidhearted]

i’ve been here four long years. someone get me OUT!

#i’ve been on tumblr longer #but this account specifically is 4 yrs old #elderly.

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#PLEASE #PLEASEEEEEEEE

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how tf can you be conservative and on ao3 i’m genuinely baffled 😭😭😭😭

#this post is sponsored by me having interesting discoveries #how you gonna write voltron fanfic and call pride flags antifa propaganda #propaganda at deez nuts #i’m simply. horrified and amused at the same time #ah yes ao3 the birthplace of conservative media. #no gay people in sight on ao3! no libsharts! #i’m screaming 😭😭😭😭😭

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literally nobody asked for these but im procrastinating packing up boxes so. woe v*ltron be upon ye

#sorry to bring voltron back in the year of our lord 2024 #but god op ur so based

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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

#if grug honest. #grug a bit of a dyke.

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fuck it. shout out to "high functioning" neurodivergents

the ones who can mask easily, the ones who can get social cues, the ones who have managed to go most of their life not even knowing they were ND because they didn't present as the stereotypical ND person.

the ones who can pay attention in class, understand social etiquette, who understand societial expectations

the ones who don't feel neurodivergent enough bc they don't struggle in the same ways/areas a lot of NDs do, or they can't relate to other NDs' experiences because they always understood these things easily

the ones with high empathy, the ones who DO get the joke, the ones who are constantly told that they can't possibly be neurodivergent because they don't act like what you'd expect a neurodivergent person to act like.

you are neurodivergent enough. you are valid, and so are your experiences. not struggling as much as others do in some places doesn't mean you dont struggle at all. your condition and diagnosis is valid. your symptoms are valid. YOU ARE VALID. not checking all the supposed boxes doesn't mean you aren't neurodivergent. you are enough. you are valid. you are loved. you are valued. you matter. you belong in neurodivergent spaces, you deserve to use whatever resources are available to you, you are allowed to take up space in these communities. and i am so, so proud of you.

feel free to, and actually, i encourage you to reblog this with your experiences. we belong in this community as much as anyone else. please also tag this w/ any neurodivergent conditions i may have forgotten 💙

since this is getting lots of notes I'd like to add, even if you're undiagnosed or maybe self diagnosed, for whatever reason, (i.e. can't get access to a diagnosis, not being taken seriously, or just not wanting an official diagnosis, etc.) this still applies to you. actually especially to you folks. don't think for a second you're not valid just bc you don't have the paperwork or whatever to say it

#UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUE #the imposter syndrome is so so real 💔

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no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

#either taylor swift or the crane wives? #most likely taylor swift for the fifth year in a row. i’m diseased.

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Where were you when the Queen died.

#DRIVING TO THERAPY. /SRS. #kept up w her last day until i was driving. #the minute i pulled up to my office i saw the news and SHOUTED #all i talked about that day was the queens death 💀💀 #thanks katy for laughing with me ur a real one

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anon if u want even more great fics check out smo’s fics on ao3 if u haven’t already :3

Hey there smoke I'm the same anon who said my week has been pretty bogus and also asked for fic recs and I'm real sorry about forgetting to mention that really any Fandom you post about since thankfully we share common interests but I would appreciate g-witch fics and warrior nun ones, but toh and rwby ones would be fun too! Have a good rest of the week! 👍!

Cool. g-witch and Warrior Nun it is, then!

First we have A New Day, A New Journey by Huehxolotl. This fic focuses primarily on Miorine and Prospera's relationship after the events of the finale (but pre-timeskip) and mostly involves Miorine being The Bestest Fiancée She Could Ever Be while also putting up with constant agonies (i.e: Eri and Prospera). It's great.

Next there's And Someday, Together-- by Misthios. Another pre-timeskip setting, this one is also in Miorine's POV as she waits for Suletta to wake up after defeating Quiet Zero. Just a really good fic. A lot of good dialogue (again, Mio and Prospera's dynamic is incredibly well-written) and Suletta especially shines when she finally gets a chance.

Lastly for g-witch, there's Grounded by yuusha-lavender. Again pre-timeskip (you're seeing some of my bias here), but this one focuses more specifically on Suletta's recovery as she struggles both physically and mentally with how much she's changed. Miorine is very sweet. Suletta cries. It's great.

As for Warrior Nun, it was a struggle to find some that I haven't already recommended, but I think I managed.

Firstly, there's hey, accidents happen by @omomoification. Essentially, Beatrice is a firefighter. Ava gets hit by a car (she's fine). Can I make it any more obvious? The dialogue in this one is fantastic, and it's my humble opinion that this fic specifically is severely underrated. Fantastic.

Then there's the fortune you seek is in another cookie by @piratekane. Phenomenal dynamics in this one; it's about friendship and closeness and living and breathing and it's also about fortune cookies. Miscommunication and tenderness weaving together to create something beautiful!! Once more; fantastic.

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it takes a dedicated hand to put it through the wall

#jojo i’m bursting into tears. #someone get this boy some BANDAGES!!!! #rise raph

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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

#I MEAN. THEYRE NOT ENTIRELY WRONG. #she WOULD give the most cryptic ass directions and his head would he delivered within the day. #it sounds batshit insane #but i assure you. it’s true.

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gays help me out, also leave your answer + your orientation in the tags

#lesbian and cowboys #there’s something about murderous women with southern accents … #if i get called darlin i die on the spot !

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#my wife /p 🫶🫶 #haiiii smo hope ur doing well btw :]]]

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a redemption poll from that last dog name one i did:

reblog for a larger sample <3

#he came with his name but it fits well #kenickie. like from grease. #his siblings were all named after characters #like sandy zuko etc etc

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We're coming up on the one year anniversary of my Tmnt discord!

I thought what better time than the release of Mutant Mayhem to spruce it up for everyone! Mutant Mayhem fans, if you want to scream your head off about the movie there are already plenty of people that have seen it and will join you

While this server is "branded" as a rottmnt server we all love and celebrate every version and would love if you could join us!

Through this silly server I've met some of the kindest and most creative people I know, even if you're a little anxious to talk to people you will feel so welcome (trust me I have social anxiety)

In the next two weeks we'll be having special events including games and movies and we'd love to have you!

#CAN VOUCH ITS GREAT HERE‼️‼️ #rise of the tmnt #mutant mayhem #tmnt

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things raph does bc he’s an older sibling

- sometimes he locks them out of the lair while looking directly at them

- sometimes pushes their heads in their shells while walking

- bites them (they get grossed out and try get him back)

- gives the most annoying kisses on their head, like brings them in hugs and just SMOOOCH and they’re always like RAPH- RAPH STOP

- if they’ve done something to piss him off- he runs to chase them and does three specific things depending on which brother it is

- he corners mikey and laughs at him screaming when he moves from side to side really quick

- if it’s donnie he uses his ninpo and makes clones of himself to stop him

- if it’s leo he’s gonna shove whatever the slider’s hiding behind towards him to further corner him

- “im older so i’m right”

- “you always took the smaller pieces when we were tots, it was really sweet”

“actually raph had like several before i shared them w you guys”

“you what”

- takes the most atrocious bites of their food when he asks for a share- EVEN AFTER THEYVE TOLD HIM TO GET A LITTLE BIT

- leans on them randomly, fully knowing they’re gonna fall

- if u agree w the rest of the fandom w him having a long tail, he sometimes hits them w it and says it’s an accident

- holding shit out of their reach

- as an extension of the other thing, he also just puts things on higher shelves when he sees the others struggling to get something

- if they’re on the floor he knocks them over while passing by

- burping and directing it at one of them. does not matter who, they always get disgusted and it’s the funniest shit to him

#the eldest sibling ever. #i love him sm killing and dying #rise raph #the epitome of “gravity is increasing on meeeeeeee

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