it’s the little things in dragon age: inquisition
the dragon in crestwood has killed one guard, three horses, five goats, and two cats
the fair-weather friends trial doubles all approval losses. the description text is superimposed over morrigan’s tarot as a callback to Morrigan Disapproves
the most common cause of death for dai testers was death by bear
if you’ve never played an elf, solas fucknig lies to you about everything including translations
sten: “The elves are a lithe, pointy eared people who excel at poverty.” elf race description during character creation: “Elves are a historically oppressed people, distinguishable by their pointed ears and lithe frames.”
similarly during legacy dlc: “If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I’m done.” sorry, varric.
merrill’s eluvian can be seen in the crossroads
you can loot a necklace called “Kitty’s Collar”, which refers to kitty and amalia from honnleath in da:o
vivienne compliments your fashion sense if you use orlesian decor in skyhold
in trespasser if you have low approval with solas you skip the entire 15m conversation and get a 30s summary with a bonus “i hate you” hand yank
the crossroads looks different depending on whether you’re an elf or not
a dude named lord trifles minutae gives you a giant spoon
certainty, the sword dropped by samson, is almost probably definitely a refurb of meredith’s old sword
“all new, faded for her” is an anagram for “fen’harel dread wolf”
also solas: “not unless we collapse the Veil and bring the Fade here so I can casually reshape reality, no.” bruh
there are grey warden bottles for each of the potential-GW hawke sibling: “Toast them all!” for carver and “princess piss” for bethany
attacking lord woolsey turns him into a rage demon. guess who found this out the hard way
the voice of kieran is the irl son of the voice of morrigan
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So I made a list of all the memes of 2015
God what a weird year this was….
Sure, Jan
Take a closer look at that snout
mmmm, Whatcha say
Text posts on old paintings
Rick-rolling & reverse rick rolling (sometimes w/ mmm whatcha say)
Bath bomb culture/ shaming bath bomb culture
Left shark/Superbowl halftime (sharks & the more you know)
Lady with the opossum (got my ticket for the long way ‘round)
50 SOG “Desires are…unconventional” (naruto/shrek/brony rooms, etc..)
His name is snart
Is the dress white and gold or blue and black???!?
Captain America Civil War
Cap splitting the log w/ bare hands (genius has been successfully turned on)
Camo = invisible (where it at tho)
Countermemeing
Tumblr deleting accounts for the music thing
Mixing memes
Leo DiCaprio doesn’t get an oscar AGAIN
AHS Hotel (suite life was best)
The Tumblr update
Pancake art
Waluigi (replacing halelujah in songs)
Hollaback hirl mmm this may shit bang people failing
I love ___ especially their ____ (looks at smudged writing on hand) (microwave, not in
the band anymore, etc.)
When mom isn’t home
Rick rolling (cont.) and rick rolling with other meme songs - rick rolling a rick roll. Also,
reverse rick rolling
Tumblr deleting accounts bc of the copyright music rules
“Handmaiden, fetch me my scrolls" “right away, my feudal lord” Legend of Korra
“These are their stories”
Natalia kills/originality thing
Zodiac posts/ zodiac shaming
Hoe don’t do it *does it* oh my god
Steve Rogers the Dorito
April Fool’s copy machine excel posts (2005 esque)
George bush profited from 911
Jesus isn’t dead memes (Easter)
Uptown funk literally everywhere
Don’t ___ (scroll down a lot) craft (DanPhil)
Shitpost generator
Emoji stories/ songs (i.e. apple bottom jeans)
Iggy’s rapping/freestyling
Hillary Duff 2016 (Clinton memes)
Russia outlaws Putin memes & GAY PUTIN
Stupid illuminati conspiracies (ex. Salad)
Snid/sneepole/snurch (snail things)
Pepe returns with a vengeance
rare pepes and aesthetic pepes
Deez Nuts
Lemon whores
Paul Blart (ec. Flesh Mall)
Meme puns
McFreakin loose it
Nickelback photograph video edits
Cheeky nandos
You Stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks
As a lesbian……..supporter
“Untoasted slice of white bread",“white bread now toasted”
Hating on coleslaw
Shia LaBeouf "do it”
I’m the ____ (beard, bird, random thing in picture/textpost)
Minions again/ kill the minions (and minions are Facebook’s equivalent of pepe
capitalist memes vs. organic memes)
The Rihanna gif (the wink/I gotcha gif)
Dancing shittalking rabbits (the dentist and naruto stories)
I didn’t get no sleep cause of y'all, now y'all gonna get no sleep cause of me
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE
👀👌👀👌👀👌 that’s some good that’s good shit 👍👌👀 mhhhhm 💯
“Is that a fall out boy song”/ by fall out boy
*stuffing breadsticks in my purse* I have to go
Gemini bashing
Back to the Future day/ everyone wants the future pizza thing
“Hah its funny because of (wrong thing)
YOU KNOW IM A SLUT FOR (ex: Doritos)
Making fun of guy fieri
John CENA (+ the music and intro)
Replacing words with “gun”
You’ve heard of (thing) now get ready for ___(insulting the thing)
Okay….that sounds fake but okay…
Beautiful cinnamon roll too good, too pure for this world
_____ and Chill (Putlocker, PBS, Netflix, etc..)
That one 80s workout video dancing to emo songs (emo jazzercise?)
Poot
The Spider-Man booty slap to songs
Psychic: *reads my mind* what the fuck
Hello, it’s me (Adele)
Evanescence edits (wake me up inside)
Insanely detailed vines
Grave robbing/stealing human bones
Neko Atsume (the cat things)
Hamilton the goddamn musical
Steve Harvey “I have to apologize” (miss universe thing)
Replacing the force awakens scroll intro text w/ dumb shit
Bork (doge 2.0ish)
*ridiculous haircut description*Barber: Say no more *ridiculous haircut picture*
Miley, what’s good?
Violently christmasing
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