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I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will

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those are exceptionally large numbers

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

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It is time for me to weigh in on a very pressing matter of “Devil Went Down To Georgia” discourse, i.e., why Johnny wins. 

It’s very simple:

a) the Devil summons up a band of demons, some of whom are equipped with electric guitars, which is clearly a breach of contract; and

b) Johnny actually plays 3 separate classic bluegrass tunes: “Fire on the Mountain”, “House of the Rising Sun”, and “Granny Will Your Dog Bite” plus an unnamed square dance tune (”chicken in the bread pan” is a common bit of square dance patter). In doing so, Johnny proves that he’s a better fiddler—not only are those tunes are technically difficult, but they demonstrate that Johnny is a musician in touch with his roots. The Devil plays a slick rock violin solo, but Johnny’s the one who knows what bluegrass is.

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Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

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absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

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I mean I know a certain level of projection on fictional characters and situations is inevitable and even healthy, but sometimes you got to step back into the real world to remind yourself that Character X is not your shitty parent/abusive ex/asshole boss/bully from high school, and that people who like Character X are not personally victimizing you.

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Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship