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An Offbeat Refrain
Em-She/her-26. My only occupation is existential crises. This is literally whatever makes me laugh plus whatever social and political situations make me guilty enough to reblog. Have fun. Hit me up if ya wanna chat homies. That's right, I'm talking to you lonely porn bots.
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the ‘no beta we die like [fandom reference]’ tags encompass a vast conceptual space, from “i wrote all six revisions myself and may have missed a comma somewhere” to “i didn’t even babysit autocomplete and i will never reread this”
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Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
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I'm like if a sensitive sweetheart was a bit bitter and loathesome
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just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd
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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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Did you know poet Maya Angelou started her career as a streetcar conductor? Click to read the full fact.
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I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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I just got a call back about a job that, I can not stress this enough, I applied to in 2017.
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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
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My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."
and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"
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