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I feel like I’m suffering a very specific third-life crisis that can only be solved by watching the entire Lord of the Rings Extended Edition movie trilogy on Blu-ray in one sitting over a long weekend

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ah yes, the classic sexual awakening of wanting Akio to take a long walk off a short pier.

little does that user know that if they keep watching to the movie their dream will come true.

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Immensely upsetting that the new Rurouni Kenshin adaptation premieres on CR today for a number of reasons.

RK used to be in my top 5 favorite manga ever. I made a point to follow the mangaka's career for quite some time. But I can't in good conscience support their work anymore and you probably can guess why!

This adaptation even looks really good!! But I can't enjoy it in light of what we now know.

If I could separate the art from the artist in this instance, oh bless me I would in a heartbeat. RK deserves better than to be associated with this man.

This is why we can't have nice things. Shame.

#rurouni kenshin #nobuhiro watsuki

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ladies and gentleman, we've found a new sleeper hit for the season

if I'd realized the director of Rakugo Shinju and Kaguya-sama was working on this show I would've had it on my radar

#undead girl murder farce

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by the time I found out about Threads the entire internet had already disowned it, so nothing gained or lost from my perspective lol

#threads

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friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

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Suletta Mercury and Miorine Rembran from The Witch From Mercury!

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finally watched Gundam (all in one day).

Suletta Mercury you are my wonderful daughter I’m picking you up from this horrid school at once

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MORE LIKE GAYTASTORM AMIRITE

#gundam witch from mercury #no kiss tho

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The really hilariously ill-conceived part of the Twitter rate limiting thing is that comments and retweets are the same kind of entity as tweets in the back-end database, they're just "parented" to whatever tweet they're commenting on or retweeting, and the rate limit they've placed on the API simply counts how many of those entities you've requested without checking a. whether they're the children of another entity or not, nor b. whether you've already seen that particular entity today.

Thus, the limit isn't really "600 tweets". A tweet, each comment on that tweet, and each retweet of that tweet all count against the limit as you view them. For example, if a quote-retweet crosses your dashboard, the quote-retweet itself and the little preview of what it's responding to that appears above it each count separately against the limit. Click into that quote-retweet to read the comments? They both get counted against your limit a second time, as does each individual comment you read – and heaven help you if any of those comments were themselves commented upon!

The upshot is that if your account isn't verified, using Twitter in the manner that its own monetisation model assumes – and, indeed demands – it will be used can easily exhaust your entire daily allocation of tweet views in as little as a couple dozen engagements.

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If I gotta dust off this account I might as well come back with something wholesome to strike the veil of dire bullshit.

Just watched NIMONA on Netflix and it is one of the best queer rep films I've seen in years. This movie is worth everyone's time and I laugh at the prospect of how badly it might have been nerfed if Disney had still released it after sinking Blue Sky Studios. Rather, this is one of the gayest animated films in history that doesn't hide its queerness at all and it's all the better for it. Metal.

#nimona

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I don’t care if Hillary Clinton is corrupt. I don’t care if she lies, if she cheats, if she eats bowls of newborn chipmunks for breakfast.

She is literally the only thing standing in the way of a fascist dictator becoming President of the United States with a Republican majority congress that guarantees he can do anything he wants and nothing will be able to stop him.

I was and still am a Bernie supporter, and I hate a lot of things about Clinton, but none of that matters anymore. If Trump is elected, people are going to die. Women are going to die when Roe v Wade is overturned and Planned Parenthood is defunded. LGBTQ people are going to die when conversion therapy is further legalized and more bathroom bills are passed. POC are going to die as Trump rounds up Mexican immigrants, gives more power to the police, and fuels the fires of Islamaphobia. Poor people are going to die as Obamacare gets overturned and further cuts are made to welfare programs. And that’s just in this country. That’s not even taking account the all-too-likely outcomes of Trump starting new wars in the Middle East and having control of nuclear bombs that he’s said he ‘would not rule out’ using.

This is no longer even about ‘the lesser of two evils’. This is not ‘scare tactics’. This is literally life and death. Don’t fuck around and tell me you’re voting third-party or not voting at all, because you don’t have that luxury. 

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The many faces of Rem. Fanatical like a demon :) Here’s a bonus from a joke I had with a friend ytd w

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why is the rock… like this????

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